Orang Cina Bukan Cina (OCBC)

BLUES KUALA LUMPUR (Capital F's First Single)

2009-03-23T13:51:00.000-07:00

INTI-UC Orientation Night 09 is where we belted out our first single, Blues Kuala Lumpur.

Lyrics composed by Damien
Arranged by Capital F

Vocals - Damien "Marley"
Lead Guitar - Reuben "Reubz" Dave
Bass - Joshua "JT" Thomas
Drums - Calvin "MC Wahzai" Chung

How did you like the song and my band? Do comment! Peace out!

Lyrics:

Tiap hari ke Central Market
Naik LRT bayar seringgit
Keluar dari rumah semuanya duit
Kalau terkena memang sakit

Kuala lumpur eh eh eh
Kuala lumpur
Kuala lumpur
Semuanya hendak duit

Mat Salleh datang buat rombongan
Petaling Street menjadi tumpuan
Itu semua barang tiruan
Ayuh beli buah tangan!

Kuala lumpur eh eh eh
Kuala lumpur
Kuala lumpur
Memang jadi tumpuan

Central Market ke Chow Kit Road
Naik bas pulak kena berebut
Kalau 'jam' semua tersangkut
Kalau tak 'jam' pecah ribut

Kuala lumpur eh eh eh
Kuala lumpur
Kuala lumpur
Semuanya KELAM KABUT

Ramai orang lalu lalang
Jumpa awet atau jumpa abang
Buat duit lorong belakang
D'kejar polis lari lintang pukang!

Kuala lumpur eh eh eh
Kuala lumpur
Kuala lumpur
Banyak ayam-ayam

DBKL nama diberi
Dia buat kacau lagi
Lari-lari sana sini
Alek-Alek dalam lori

Kuala lumpur eh eh eh
Kuala lumpur
Kuala lumpur
Ramai yang isi todi
Kuala Lumpur
Ramai yang layan todi
Kuala Lumpur
Ramai yang minum todi....

Calvin's Guide To Manglish - Chapter 1 [Names]

2009-01-30T06:47:00.000-08:00

Being a Malaysian, we've got to love and respect the way we screwed up the English language
and making it our own daily language and even our very own culture.

Chapter 1[Names]

Ah Beng
Someone who looks and behaves like a nerd, usually with very short hair.
Very good in Maths and chess but lacks alot in the social department

Ah Kwa
A male with extremely feminine behavior. Talented in arts such as
beauty, hairdressing and fashion. Also called "pondan".
The more extreme Ah Kwa's are transgenders with big, fake neh-neh poks.

Ah Pia
The older version of Ah Beng. Engineering students were popularly known
as Ah Pias. "Eh Ah Pia, smelling ah?" Always at other faculties to try their
luck with chicks.

Auntie
Use by young Malaysians to address elder women. Whether or not the ladies are
blood relatives or not, anyone who looks old enough is an "Auntie".
"Excuse me Auntie, you dropped your carrots."

Barsket
A curse word to address someone you hate or who annoys you. A substitute
word for the ruder word, Bastard. Barsket seems more.. hurm... polite.
"Woi BARSKET! Your grandfather's road ah?!!"

Bladibarsket
A more extreme version of Barsket. Bladi substitutes bloody, thus bladi barsket
would be the Malaysian alternative for Bloody bastard.

Bladiful
Manglish version of bloody fool. Not only used to swear at others,
but also can be used playfully or affectionately.
"Eh... how are you bruder! Bladiful, damn long never see you larr!"

Big Shot
Nothing to do with guns, but used to address important people or of higher ranks.
Also can be used sarcastically to address ppl who thinks their "butt very big"
"Take your leg off my table lah! You think you big shot ah?!!"

Botak/Botak head
Someone who is bald or at the verge of being bald.
"Eh Botak head, come here and show me your homework."

Chinaman
A comparative expression for Chinese men with rude and uncouth manner.
Also used nowdays to address people who are kiamsap, stingy or calculative.
"Aiyo, you pay for the kopi lar this time. Don't be so Chinaman lar you!"

Doongu/Goondu
Used to address people whom one deems as stupid or dumb.
A much more polite word compared to Bodoh and can also be used to tease others.
"I tell you how many times oredi you still kenot understand. Real Doongu lar you!"

Hantu
The accurate meaning of "ghost" but used to describe one who is very naughty.
"Your son a real Hantu lar. See lah, he go pour kicap all over my blouse."

Jinjang
Used previously for those who like commonly like to hang out at cinemas
and shopping complexes. Nowadays used to describe those who looks "one kind"
and always trying to emulate movie stars with flamboyant outfits.
Another similar word: Lala.

Kay Po Chi
Originated from the Hokkien language and used to address those who love to
"dig other people's nose" or to be busybody. Abbreviation: KPC.
"Eh don't Kay Po Chi lah. Everything also want to know!"

Kiasu
Also originated from Hokkien which literally means "Scared to loose".
People who are kiasu can't resist freebies, sales, giveaways and discounts.
"These Singapore barskets really kiasu lar. Got sale only all flock to Malaysia"

Mangkuk
Updated version of Goondu which is also used to describe those who are stupid.
Mangkuk is the Malay word for bowl. Probably used to relate an empty headed person
to an empty bowl.
"Mangkuk betul lar these people. Orang cacat (disabled person) parking also go and park!"

Mat Salleh
Affectionate name for Westerners and Caucasions.
Probably originated from the phrase "Mad Sailor'. Alternative word: Orang puteh
"Aiseh..go US two months only come back with Mat Salleh accent ah?"

Papan/Airport
Used to describe women who lack in the chest department.
To depict a women's chest to be as flat as a plank or a runway at the airport.
"Wah, why you so busty ar? I stand beside you feel like airport only"

Pat Poh
Chinese expression for kay poh chee. Only slightly more harsh and also used
to mock a lady that you are annoyed or angry with.

Sotong
Malay word for squid. Used to address guys who have a very effeminate character.
Substitute word for Pondan. Probably to denote someone to be as soft as a squid.
"HA HA HA, look at that sotong fella running!"

Exercise 1:

1. Who dou you call a "buaya"? - _______________
2. Define the accurate meaning of "kerling" - ______________
3. Construct a sentence with "natan" - _____________

-end of Chapter 1-

I.. AM.. BACK!

2009-01-29T06:54:00.000-08:00

Greetings! Felt like I took a shuttle to outer space and came back since its been an awful while since I last did ANYTHING to my blog!
It was also because of the incident where my good old dell laptop mysteriously disappeared from my room without any break ins to my apartment at the time where my housemate coincidentally went missing without a single trace. Anyway, God Bless whoever who liked my laptop so much that they decided to make it theirs because if the police don't get you one day, KARMA will! Goodbye to my loyal computer....

*takes a deep breathe*

AAAAnyways.... Got my replacement a month after I placed an order, and yes... another Dell
( I'm a loyal fan of Dell, what?) A Dell XPS 1530. *Giggles*
Only thing is, I FUCKING HATE VISTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

So, to conclude, I'm back to blogging and hope to get in touch with all of you again!
Drop me a hello would you? =)

Taken during 12th INTIMA Gathering. =)

BRB

2008-12-08T20:41:00.000-08:00

Been caught up with some stuff so no posts currently.
Anyway will catch up with blogging once I'm free!
Feel free to drop by anyways and keep in touch.

-mistercalvin-

72 Ugly Virgins!!

2008-12-01T17:36:00.000-08:00

I recently heard about the series of terrorist attacks that went on for a few days in Mumbai, India so I tried Boogling it (my definition of Googling when one is Bored).

Apparently, there were a series of ten coordinated attacks committed by terrorist, which began across Bombay, the largest city in India. It began on the 26th of November and ended on the 29th leaving 174 innocent people lying in body bags now whereas 293 others were injured

Eight attacks took place in South Mumbai at places like five start hotels, restaurant, hospital, movie theatre and a POLICE HEADQUARTERS!
Boy do they have monkey nuts to jack a police HQ!

But to come to think about it, man... why India?!
Probably those smelly cum bags(scumbags) are jealous that:

1. they are good in computers
2. the chicks in Bollywood are so much hotter than theirs.
3. they are annoyed by how long Tamil movies are and decided to take matters into their hands.
4. they feel intimidated by those Indian actors being so macho and all.
5. they hate their cricket team.

Why India?!

Since when did hotels and restaurants became a target? Intrigues me how much these mofos love to cause pain and suffering to people.

Imagine some dude making sweet love to his girl at the hotel and when its about to get real hot he starts hearing GUNFIRE and GRENADES. Coitus interruptus and he's poor balls will shrink!

Imagine another dude having a scrumptious meal at the restaurant, satisfyingly munching on this tandoori naan, savoring its rich taste in spices and all of a sudden Kaboom! He choke's to death. Never interrupt an Indian having a tandoori! Never!

Imagine the cricket player in a game who's the batsman starring at the cricket ball being hurled towards him and as he hopefully hits the ball a bomb goes off! He'll probably live in misery the rest of his life thinking that his hit was so powerful it blew the place up!

Shooting of Bollywood films and TV series has also been halted in the city. Now what are the rest of the 1.13 billion chumps and chumpettes in India gonna do? They just officially fucked up the lifes of a whole nation!

Anyway thats some really sick shiet! I wonder whats next? Or who's next!
A Malaysian and a Singaporean was popped over there.

If these sick and lost souls would just shut up, have a thosai and find a better way to help the world, things will be better.

Instead, they are proving to the world how stupid they are and how HORNY they are being easily tempted by being told they will get 72 virgins in heaven.

You know what, the only virgins they are gonna get are 72 butt ugly virgins that are so stupid that no guys on earth wanna sleep with them. Thats why they are virgins!
Curse you terrorists!!!

Additional materials:

This was something I found in washrooms of Hotel Istana Kuala Lumpur during INTIBall '08.

C4 in toilets. Bad idea! Somebody might freak out and call the bomb squad.

Anyway its just a hand dryer.

But then, better to avoid unnecessary confusion.

The last thing we want would be for someone who mess up the racial harmony in Malaysia!

Shibby Puchong Premaas!

2008-12-01T02:49:00.000-08:00

This is how I remind myself how Nilai sucks!
Was at my brother's place at Puchong, got kinda hungry since it was almost dinner time so I decided to shove my ass from the couch and hunt for food around the area. Found this place!

PREMAAS CAFE
"Best Banana Leaf in Puchong."
That is what was written in the name card.
Best part is they serve Indian, Chinese, Western and African Food!

10 reasons why I like this place.
1. They serve Chinese food better than some Chinese restaurant
2. Drinks are good
3. Wide selection of food on menu
4. Price is reasonable! Sweet & sour fish rice + Teh Tarik + Coke = RM8.50
5. Its air conditioned and they have free WiFi.
6. Has Astro and they have the MTV channel on instead of Vallavan
7. They have a mini karaoke lounge
8. They serve booze! No hard liquor but beers.
9. The waitress are friendly and efficient
10. The place is kept very clean and neat

Entrance to Premaas. Looks simple.

Interior with some Nigerian dudes around since they serve African food

2 dudes watching pornography. Jk! Bt they are hogging the free WiFi

Friendly waiter at the counter

Cool stuff from Memory Lane for sale.

What I had; sweet and sour fish

Even they are in the Christmas Mood! Kuddos!

Cute Christmas gifts

I just wished Nilai has places like this! Cheap, satisfying and cosy. Damn that ulu place!

Anyway here's the address of the Premaas Cafe at Puchong.
No. 6, Jalan Tempua 2A, Bandar Puchong Jaya, Puchong (Around IOI Mall)

Where else should I go? =)

Museum Chinese Restaurant

2008-11-30T02:13:00.000-08:00

Its not really my usual blogging style to post about places I go to feast but now that I have a better camera phone I decided to take more pics to shove it into my blog. =)

Buffet Branch at Museum Chinese Restaurant at Legend Hotel, Kuala Lumpur.

Lobby of Legend Hotel

Didn't know why the pebbles amused me so much. Like Ottelo.

Entrance of Museun Chinese Restaurant.
Notice our Malay friends walking inside too. Its halal! No POK No POK!

He's gonna be dead meat! HarHarHar!

Krusty Krabs

Big prawn. (Before)

Cooked prawn (After) They were in the same aquarium.
Probly to remind the live one about its fate.

The spread.

My mom's style of feasting. If its expensive, its good shit.

Porridge and crab soup. Looks kinda obscene.

Mini Egg Tarts. REALLY mini egg tarts.

Supposedly Ice Kacang but it became like 'tong sui' dessert

Teletubby at work. My brother!

Teapot with a very long 'shaft'.
The waitress sed it was used coz more convenient to serve tea to big tables from one spot.
So to me it meant to satisfy more customers. *Smiles*

Chinese Restaurant in Christmas mood!

This dude is literally STONED!

My Mom. Pardon her tummy. Picture taken after our feast! Lol

Mister Calvin Chung.

All in all the food was OK. Nothing that made me go WHOA! But it was good because it was also a Dim Sum buffet and I haven't had Dim Sum for a long time.
The ambiance was great. Service was excellent.
And price of RM41 per pax is sorta reasonable considering it is dim sum and I alone probably ate 100 bucks worth! Haha.

Overall its worth a try and I would definitely be back seconds in future!

Considering the time I have during this long break, I plan to go round finding for good food and entertainment round Kuala Lumpur.

"Jalan-jalan cari makan.... hiburan.....
hmm dan perempuan...HA HA HA... *ahem*"

Just kidding on the perempuan part but I'm serious bout food and entertainment and I really need something to hit the spot!

Where do you suggest I should head to? Please do tell me!!!! =)

Hate Mail To Santa!

2008-11-27T00:34:00.000-08:00

Dear Santa,

You must be surprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter.
I asked for a bicycle, an electric trainset, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but i had the best grades in the whole school. I'm not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighbourhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.

What balls you have leaving me a fucking yoyo, a lame whistle and a pair of ugly socks. What the fuck were you thinking, you fat prick, that you've taken me for a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn't fucked me enough, you gave that little shithead across the street so many toys that he can't even walk into his house. Don't let me see you trying to fit your big fat ass down my chimney next year. I'll fuck you up. I'll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you'll have to walk back to the fucking North Pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn't get me that fucking bike. FUCK YOU SANTA! Next year you'll find out how bad I can be, you FAT COCKSUCKER.

Sincerely,

Little Johnny

Just for laughs. Got it from somewhere. =) Xmas is still gonna rock!

What would you want for Christmas this year?
I would want a new v drumset and a MAC pc... bt very impossible..
haha.. anyway..

Whats Better Than Sex?

2008-11-22T10:35:00.000-08:00

Q: Whats better than sex?!
A: The pleasure of successfully producing another audio track!

Didn't mean to break a few hearts but this posting isn't about sex for all that matters. Its about whats better. Hope it wasn't too HARD ON you.

Anyway....

I've been slithering along with time these few weeks since holidays started with an intensive learning more of Fruity Loops audio production software, and of course, Photoshop. Thats like my daily routine if I' wasn't doing anything else.

A major pain in the ass just learning the functions this kickass software has to offer.
It sounds much better and surreal now that i know how to pan my channels, apply envelope settings, render effects on samples, slice beats and crank up the damn bass!

Anyway, took me a whole 3 days to put together a piece which is by far my favourite composition.

It may sound a little weird coz I'm a little tired of mainstream stuff.

I updated my post since Youtube's audio encoding suxx.
Found a place to upload music - http://www.muziboo.com with an Ok 64kb audio quality.
I uploaded a downloadable copy online to so anyone who has it, its copyrighted by me! =)

Anyway, check it out:-

Ready, Be Experienced [re-optimized 24.11.08]

This was how my window looked like when i finished:

(Tip: remember to colour code and name your stuff to avoid confusion)

Audio Sample Credits to:
Daft Punk - Better, Faster, Stronger
Rihanna - Please Don't Stop The Music (Sampled only a short beeping sound)
X-files

Kinda cool too now that i learnt how to synthesize my voice and make it sound cool!
"A Calvin Chung Production", and so it says, this song's copyrighted!

Please leave a comment after the beep.......
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*Beep!*

Can You Find Jesus?

2008-11-19T00:20:00.000-08:00

p/s: At the bottom of this post is a picture. Read on and when u reach, click it and find Jesus

What Does Life Mean To You?

Dude A : What is life to you ah?
Dude B : Don't know, go check dictionary...
Dude A : Aiyo, I mean in your own diction lah...
Dude B : What my own dick? What talk you???
Dude A : No, I mean in your own words.......
Dude B : Ohhh, life ah? Very simple! Life is being 'friends' with Jack Daniels, climbing up DunHill, playing DOTA all day long, money and girl!
Dude A : *smacks head*

Teenage trends and its meaning towards life
by Guru Tugginmypudha

DOTA - Get A Life
Dunhill - Shortens your life
Drugs - Takes away your life
Jack Daniels - Makes you not give a fuck about life
Unprotected sex - Manufactures an undesired life
No money - No life
Anime addiction - "Its NOT alive!"
Blogging - Broadcasting your everyday life
Fast food(Wendy's 3/4 pounder) - LIFE!!!

I was blog hopping and I stumbled upon Lisa's blog at http://www.chewak.com/, and found an a very interesting question that she posted on her blog on behalf of her friend.

What is the meaning of life? Why do we exist?

(At this point I was starting to think whether it has anything suicidal to it =P)

*quote from Lisa's blog*
"I believe once you achieve something that is important in your life will make your life meaningful. But what is it that you want in life? I answered him, happiness. If I could achieve happiness in life, that would be a meaningful life to me. And, then he asked, what will satisfy you to achieve your happiness? That is where I am lazy to answer as this will take too much of my brain cells and saliva wasted to explain. That depends on what are your goals right?

Why do we exist? Lao Tzu preached that we exist to sacrifice for other beings, and that is the purpose. I have no idea how that was derived to give a meaning of why we exist in this world. Do you? And, I do not know how to answer to such question!"
*endquote*

This was my comment:-

Life is what keeps your heart from being a non moving piece of muscle.
Life is something that keeps us alive.
Scientifically its everything in a living thing and non-scientifically its your soul and ability to have emotions.
Life is knowing that you are dying like every creature on this planet except at different times.
Life is knowing that you are dying and without knowing when, you want to make each day count.
Life is something no one can truly explain but what we individually believe it means that dictates it.
Life is like a kid in a playground, he must enjoy to the fullest yet refrain from injuries or mishaps.
Life is growing old with you knowing that you are growing, tougher, wiser, and better.
Life is like an empty sheet of test paper and for you to fill it up, carefully.
Life is where 50% its a trivia of whats right and wrong, and the other half is doing whats right and hindering whats wrong.
Life is subtle like a breeze where it'll only hit you once but you learn how to appreciate it.
Life is where you play as Steven Spielberg and you direct the greatest adventure film of your life.
Life is a given opportunity to think, do, speak, and live by what you believe.

Life is a given opportunity to have an answer to what the meaning of life is, yourself, because you owe no one an answer except to yourself!

Why do we exist?

Answer lies in the mirror. Purpose of your existence is not to figure out who sent you here but to GIVE a purpose to your existence as long as you are here.
You probably won't realize it but if you have done something in your life that you are proud of, you'll have an answer to why you exist."

Basically, I believe we were given the fundamental necessity to dictate our own lives and we architect our own future.

My elements of life
--------------------------
knowledge, faith, family, friends, love, wealth, strength, health, passion and music!

So, whats YOUR elements of life?

"Can you find the image of Jesus?" =)
5th INTIMA conference pic Photoshoped

The Beautiful Game - Foosball

2008-11-17T08:56:00.000-08:00

Foosball - my all time favorite sport.

I'm not really certain whether it can be categorized as a sport but it does give me bruises, back aches, sweat and a sore knee for standing too long. If it hurts you that much, it must be a sport!

If I am not in class listening to another boring lecture, or trapped within the vicinity of my room surfing the net, or playing music, I'd probably be Foosing.

Whats foosball?

Imagine Wayne Rooney and the rest of the Manchester United team hanging from rods going through their jerseys while Sir Alex Ferguson spins the end of the rods sending them spinning 360 in the air until someone gets the ball at the back of the net.

Now imagine the team getting shrunk till Rooney becomes the size of his Action Figures; and put them into a wooden box with its top open. Then saw off 2 holes at both ends of the box.
Thats foosball.

This is how the foosball stadium look like

This is how the players look like

Football Rooney vs Foosball Rooney

The rules:

1. Tables have 9 Balls, so you play best out of 9 which is first team to 5 goals.
2. If a ball goes into the goal legally, it is a point, no matter who hit it.
3. NO SPINNING THE RODS!!!
4. Serve the ball through the hole any way you want, but you must touch the ball with a man before you score.
5. After goals, team scored UPON serves the ball.
6. Ball off the table is given to the team last scored UPON.
7. If the ball stops moving and you can't reach it, "Dead Ball" give it to the team last scored UPON.
8. You can call 'Time Out' if you have the ball. Make sure the other team is ready before you call 'Time In'.
9. You can't reach into the table for the ball while it is in play.
10. You can only have the ball for 15 seconds in any one place.

Unlike football, there won't be anyone giving you a red or a yellow card.
And the best thing is if your opponent pisses u off, you'll always know he'll be 80 centimeters away from your hand so you can hurl a tight slap on his face if he crosses u.

On the other hand alike football, there are lots of slick tricks that a player can pull off in that small foos table and that makes it interesting; apart from that satisfying LOUD BANG you'd make if you pull the shot hard enough.

For those of you who NEVER tried foosball before, invest in a couple of ringgits on foosball the next time you bump into a foosball table instead of playing DOTA, playing online games or watching anime all day long.

Visit this site for more tips and tricks on foosball.

My tribute to all foosers - The Beautiful Game Wallpaper
(Click and save or set as Desktop Background)

Foosball Rocks!

I Know How To Play!

2008-11-11T08:52:00.000-08:00

I was kinda serious when I said I know how to play the piano.

But the fact is I can't really read those little taugeh(beansprouts) we call notes.
Only able to play by ear and hours of intensive "figuring-out-the-song" session.
Anyway, to me I never liked reading those beansprouts.
Never knew why.... Hmmm....

Guns & Roses - Sweet Child O Mine ( Drum Cover )

2008-11-09T11:40:00.000-08:00

Guns & Roses - Sweet Child O Mine ( Drum Cover )

p/s : This ain't perfect. Anyway....

Yogi B & Nachatra - Vaa Vaa Drum Remix

2008-11-03T22:57:00.001-08:00

Yogi B & Nachatra - Vaa Vaa Drum Remix

Credits to Mister Horus for taking the video using his K-DamnFrigginClear(850i) phone.

Do Comment!Thanks!

Travis 'Bakar' - Crank Dat Drum Cover

2008-11-03T22:50:00.000-08:00

Travis Barker - 'Crank That' Drum Cover by Me

Do comment! Thanks

BOLLOCKspot.com?

2008-10-25T00:11:00.000-07:00

In my FIRST ever posting done like months ago, I define BLOG as the abbreviation for Bisexuals, Lesbians Or Gays since I use to think that blogging are only for queers.

Now that I've turned to the backside *choke* urm I mean dark side, I realize that Blogspot offers more trash, crap and nonsense on the net than any other webserver in the world.

Did you know that the word 'B L O G' came from the British English lingo 'Bollocks' which exactly means 'testicles' or commonly use to classify something as nonsense.

Creator of blog : So, wise one... what should I name this new invention?
Yoda : Bright future in this I see. The most trash will it contain in future I predict.
Creator of blog : Trash?
Yoda : Ya... trash, bullshit and bollocks! Look inside you must!
Creator of blog : Bollocks, Bollock, bollog, bllog, BLOG! Imma name it... BLOG!

Since Blogging came along, mankind started trashtalking over the Internet like, ALOT!

There are billions of blogs hosted over the Internet today. Thats a whole lot of trash!
Every single time when you wanna Google something up, there bound to be results which comes from a blog.
Sooner or later, the Internet is gonna be
INTERnational Network of Extra Trash with the overload of garbage information.

Well, next would be Wikipedia since people are allowed to change its contents, so said one of my lecturer "STOP CITING YOUR PROJECTS FROM WIKI" so I assume WIKI means
Worst Information Keeper Intheworld.

p/s : If you are 10 years old and below and you dig what I just said, blog DID NOT come from bollocks!
If you are 10 years old and above and you dig what I just said, you're plain stupid.

NEVER TRUST ANYTHING ON THE NET!

A New Beginning

2008-10-04T23:17:00.000-07:00

Yeap, a new 'beginning'.... a new header to begin my blog with.
Replaced my blog header since I always thought that my previous one was kinda plain.
Like the new one better.

What do you think?

Comment comment.

mistercalvin.blogspot.com

The 10 Commandments with My 10 Responses

2008-10-03T19:18:00.000-07:00

*Viewer's discretion is highly needed. If you're allergic to religious jokes please proceed to the posting after the next posting.

The 10 COMMANDMENTS and my 10 RESPONSES

I AM THE LORD YOUR GOD WHO BROUGHT U OUT OF THE LAND FROM EGYPT
[asl pls? the last time i checked my IC says 'Place of birth:Ipoh, Perak, Malaysia ]

YOU SHALL HAVE NO OTHER GODS BEFORE ME
[B..B...But you said you were the one and only?!]

YOU SHALL NOT MAKE FOR YOURSELF AN IDOL
[DAMN, there goes my chance to participate in Malaysian Idol]

YOU SHALL NOT MAKE WRONGFUL USE OF THE NAME OF YOUR GOD
[Whats your name? hat about stuff like "JESUS CHRIST!!!!'" or "HOLY MOTHER OF GODDD!!!!", "IN THE NAME OF GOD STOP SCRATCHING YOUR BOTTOM LAH?" ]

REMEMBER THE SABBATH AND KEEP IT HOLY
[Black Sabbath?? well yeahhh rock and roll baby!!! Keep it holy i shall]

HONOR YOUR FATHER AND MOTHER
[yea.. i'm wouldn't want my allowance be reduced again, pffft!]

YOU SHALL NOT MURDER
[uhh... does that cockroach count? well, he started it first!!]

YOU SHALL NOT COMMIT ADULTERY
[uh oh]

YOU SHALL NOT STEAL
[its ok... i only rob, carjack and hack paypal]

YOU SHALL NOT BEAR FALSE WITNESS AGAINST YOUR NEIGHBOR
[but i REALLY saw Mr. Tan chewing his own nose droppings from my window!!!]

YOU SHALL NOT COVET YOUR NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE
[More like he'll covet MY house... haha]

YOU SHALL NOT COVET YOUR NEIGHBOUR'S WIFE
[what??HER???EWWWW!!!!]

That was just for laughs.
Anyway its always good to stay true to your religion then nothing others say or do can really touch you. What really matters is what you believe in.
Religion guides us to deny wrong and do what's right.
What's screwed up is that people nowadays listen more to what certain humans preach about and believing so much in what others preach that they lost their own free will to think and choose.
The free will to think whats best for yourself AND the people around you.
Extremism is not the solution.
Its by believing in something and standing by the qualities and principals that you've adopted as you grow to be older, may you find the right way to fight for what you believe
Extremism was, is and should never be the way.
Or else...
it would be another case of blind leading the blind.
That is EXACTLY whats happening to the world today. Pity.

I'm Catholic by the way

Allah Was Bombed?!

2008-10-02T11:20:00.000-07:00

Wait, let me get a few things straight!

1. I'm straight
2. I have nothing against Islam or any religion
3. I am not racist
4. I was young back then

Ok with all the Hari Raya spirit in the air, I've been quite excited about the Raya Holidays and study break until I finally realize its utterly boring with no one around campus and having my beloved mamak shop who's manager wants to take me to Bangalore with him, is closed which gave me a very odd feeling when I see that its not in operation as its open almost 365 days a year without rest which makes me sort of pity the workers there as I never did see them having a day off but it would be alright since according to them they don't have anywhere else to go except to sleep and work........

*GASPS FOR AIR*

Anyways, I was eating at the Mamak one day recently and it was "buka puasa" (break fast - not breakfast... ) time. Where the prayers started to "berkumandang" on the tele.
As usual it starts with "Allahuakhbar" and it goes on.

It actually reminded me of myself when I was a little younger when I use to sit and stare at the prayer being aired on TV3 until my mom comes and say "You got nothing else better to watch ah?"

Having to live 16 years at Ipoh where my house is situated near .. well... not so near... to the army barracks i'm used to listening to the Muslim prayers which will be my alarm clock in the morning too.

And on that day, I laughed at myself for having a misperception way back then.

Check this out.....

When I was younger.....

I use to think that they were actually saying.....

"ALLAHHHH WAS BOMBED!" instead of Allahuakhbar.....

Yeah....

I've been thinking that it was .. erm.. that.... all my life until I actually saw the spelling one day.

And thinking back about the September 11 attack and those few-screw-loose terrorist attack news on the paper trying to blow up the whole world.

It got me thinking......

Says my Malay friends, those are the lost ones who thinks their heroes when in the FIRST place they misintepreted the Quran.

So I thought to myself.....

Prayers came from the Quran.....
Terrorists misintepreted the Quran.....
I'm hearing "Allah Was Bombed" almost everyday.....

THOSE ASSHOLES THOUGHT THAT ALLAH WAS BOMBED SO THEY WANNA PLAN THE SAME ATTACK ON THE REST OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THOSE PRICKS................................
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Ok.... NOW that i realize that I was the bigger prick misunderstanding what the prayers mean.... I finally realize what it actually meant.
But never have I tried to disrespect any religion since I believe all religion that we hold strongly onto, only teaches us how to do good and stay away from trouble. (at least the legit ones).

But that doesn't mean the terrorists aren't pricks!

Anyway, in the spirit of the marking
the end of Puasa Month, I
would like to wish all my Muslim friends,
Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri dan Maaf Zahir Batin!

"Khye Theng" Ok your name is on my blog already!
And i'm kind enuf to put ur blog link here... and ur picture!
http://khyetheng.blogspot.com/

Hasil Kerja Calvin Chung

Clara's Confusing Profession

2008-10-02T09:49:00.000-07:00

The following is my MSN conversation with Clara Tan (My beloved ex-GRO... eh i mean PRO)

˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: today u got work meh?
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: i tot today holiday??
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ yesterday also working...
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ he he
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ damn tired
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ my customer is thailand ma..
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ they work i must work also
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ LOL
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: -.-"""""
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: THAI... LAND......
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: WHAT..... ARE U WORKING AS?????
·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: *gulp*
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ customer fulfilment professional
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ bored like hell man this job
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ damn stressful !!!
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ that day work till 1am...
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ >.< ˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: customer FULFILMENT?????
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ sad case man...
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ got job no life
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: PROFESSIONAL SUMOREEEEEEEEE
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ ya...
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ LOL...
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ ishhh
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ come back come back
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ plz dun go so far
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ LOL
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: THAILAND...
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: CUSTOMER FULFILMENT
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ crazy
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ ishhhh
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ dun go other place ok...
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ LOL
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: DANG...............
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: tsk tsk tsk.. clara clara...
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ aiyo...
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ ishhh...
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: clara = gro
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ your head la...
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ ishhh
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ T_T
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: so.............. wat do u fulfil those thailand ppl?
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ LOL
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ i process their orders lo...
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ >.< *care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ raise delivery order all
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ ha ha
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: PIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ your head la..
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ LOL
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: OMG SO FUNNY
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ wat funny la..
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ crazy
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: k lar k lar...
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: shiet i'm so hungry now....
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ go eat lo..
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ i eat mcd
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ ha ha
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: shiet i just wanted to order mcd...
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: but i have to go atm..............
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ LOL
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: k i go bathe first... then come back blog about u
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ ha ha...
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ go go go...
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ its so far...
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ mine is just below my office only...
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ no no no...
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ ishhhh
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: use mcd as cover up for ur operation ehhh

Now that I know, Clara has a secret profession....
Guessed all that "PUBLIC RELATION" officer experience she got during
12th INTIMA paid off.
Haha, just for laughs yah Claraaaaa..... don't get angry!

My recommendation, find a job with a not-so-confusing title so that ppl like me won't tend to misunderstand!

Alright... stay tuned.... SAWADIKAP!

Leeching!

2008-10-01T21:18:00.000-07:00

GAH! after a season of dry and postless blog, I finally found someone's Internet connection to leech on. Haha!
I know its ethically wrong but i'm shifting from this wretched place of mine to a new place. So i'm currently without a personal network until I shift.
Next best thing is to leech and I happen to find someone kind enough not to lock his/her network.
So yeah, I'm praying for that generous soul to continue to go unaware that i'm leeching his/her net!
Man, god bless u, whoever you are!

Life w/out Internet is painstakingly uhrm... pain.

Having to walk all the way to academic block to leech on the wifi, to the cyber cafe in the middle of the night, or borrowing someone else's net, sucks!

Anyway, looking forward to blogging again... in my room where the mood only seems right here.

To the dude/chick whom internet I am leeching on...

I'M NOT HERE...

I'M NOT HERE...

I'M NOT HERE...

*poof*

Oh yea..... i got bored during RAYA holz.....
so i decided to goof around with Dr. Lee (our beloved president of INTI-UC) photo.
Now thats one president you don't wanna mess with!

"Don't mess with muh univursitee"

Girls are Like Exams!

2008-08-27T09:22:00.000-07:00

My mom : A perfect girl is hard to find since girls are like a teapot....
Me : Yeah.....either their character is or their body shape is...

Girls are like exams. Here's why:

You have to study them constantly and thoroughly.

You'll start getting "good luck" wishes from your friends before you begin.

Your mom keeps telling you about it.

The lesser credit hours u have to spend on it the better.

You'll spend quarter of the time thinking doing it and the rest pondering if u have chosen the right course.

You'll have to do all the work.

You're in trouble if you're scheduled for 2 at the same time.

You'd rather have a much easier one.

You're literally dead if you were found cheating.

You pay a lot for it and if you fail all is lost.

Referring to "Past year papers" can come in handy.

Most of the time you just want to get it over with.

You can't go anywhere else without someone following you.

Grades depends on how well you do it.

Half of the time you'll be bullshitting.

If you tell yourself you love it you're lying.

If you pass you'll do fine.

If you fail you're dead.

You'll be the happiest person if you get a First Class Honors.

Ronald McMurder (Exclusive Interview with McRempit)

2008-08-16T11:40:00.000-07:00

McDonalds, McDonalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut....

Let me leave KFC and Pizza Hut outta this and lemme talk about MickiDs since its one of the BIGGEST fast food tyrant on earth's surface.

The last time I ever had a BigMac was way long time ago, last week and that ain't my ideal thought of an ideal Happy Meal coz I wasn't exactly happy.

WHY??!!

I was pondering at their advertisement saying "At McDonald's we've got time for you".
Then why is it FAST food.
Why do they design their service so that you're in and out as soon as possible?
Why do you feel hungry so soon after eating a Big Mac?

The power of stupid advertising. NOW, it does not really take any special intelligence for you to start questioning McDonalds and realize that something is seriously wrong.

You probably know who Ronald McDonald is.
Yea, the red-haired clown who looks very much like Joker from Batman only thing he probably had a much better make-up artist.
He's probably much more popular among kids compared to other cartoon icons like Cookie Monster from Sesame Streets by a friggin clear mile.

I pretty much don't get it since to me that clown looks very much like a pedophile always smilling so widely in pictures staring at a bunch of kids running around him.

Ronald McPedo

Damn, does he look alot like Michael Jackson in disguise or what?

Nearly ALL McDonalds advertising are aimed at children.

PLAYGROUNDS, Happy Meals and most of all those toys they make that comes with every purchase of a Happy Meal.

I probably know that some of you go insane when McD comes up with a new plush toys that you have to go every week, get a McChicken just to be "eligible" to purchase that plushy.
GIRLS especially in this case and half of them ain't kids.
Ya, ya its cute... I know I know.... *rolls eyes*

Anyways, I think McDonalds has more bullshit than any other fast food outlets in the world.

If you do visit Malaysia's McDonald's website you've got check out one section called
"Balanced and Active Lifestyle"

It looks something like this:

"Eating right for a balanced, active life"
Well hell yeah it does but NOT McDonalds!

Why do they even have this page, with a dude and his kid flying aeroplanes?

What kind of sick dad would bring his kid to McDs everyday?

Should McDonald's be even said to be serving "Nutritous Food?"

This is weirder!

In 2004, McDonalds actually launched a "Fitness Fun" programme with that pedophile clown to encourage children to take care of their health.

DOES HE EVEN LOOK LIKE HE CAN RUN????

The only thing they are ever gonna work out is their mouth chewing so many McWhatever that the clown shove them with. Geez!

Next fact: McJunkFood

The reason why McDonald's food don't really fill you its because of their ingredients.
If it does, it probably won't even last you half a day!
A Quarter Pounder is made up of 48% water.
How screwed up is that?
Spending RM25 on McWaterFood that lasts me only 3 hours, I'd rather buy 25 bottles of Spritzer that'll bloat me up more than that.

No matter what they call it, Fast Food, Ferrari, Porche or Lamborghini food its still junk food.
Its synthetic and packed.

What scared me the most are McD's famous GMF!
No, not that "Gay Mother F**ker" pedophile clown, but their famous Genetically Modified Fries.

McEXPERIMENT

Kids, if you DON'T believe me, here is one experiment that your Chemistry, Biology and Physics teacher will give u an A+ for doing it.

1. Beg your mommy to bring you to the nearest McDonalds.
2. She probably won't so cry as loud as you can to annoy her.
3. If you succeed, get to McDonalds and order ONLY fries.
4. OK I know you probably won't follow step no. 3 so just buy your McWhatever and keep at least 1 of your french fries.
5. Bring it home and put it in a jar.
6. If you don't have a jar put in your piggy bank.
7. If you don't have a piggy bank just leave it in any container.
8. And GET a piggy bank to start saving money.
9. Check back in 2 months.
10. Taste the McTwoMonthsOldFries if you dare.
11. If not just have a good look and you'll notice it'll probably look as good as new.

Yeap, McFrenchFries takes at least one and a half months to rot! Or maybe longer!
Makes me feel like i was eating plastic all along. DAMN!

Next Fact: Exclusive Interview With McRempit

The following is a live interview with a McDonalds Delivery Rider, also known to us by McRempit to make him sound more "glamer"(glamourous).

We ordered McDonalds just so that we could interview that dude and he was rather reluctant so we told him it was for our semester project about the fast food industry.
He accepted finally (or else we'd probably jump and choke him for wasting our money) and
here is what he said:-

The Interview with MrMcRempitz

Let me break it down for you.
In the interview we found out that every hour that dude alone comes to deliver orders from INTI about 10 times and approximately 20 trips to places around the area.

Assuming each trip, there are only 5 orders and McDonald's peak hours are from 7pm to 3am which is 8 hours, I shall multiply that to the RM3 delivery charge they charge us.

20 x 3 x 8 x RM3 = RM1440 just by delivery charges alone.

In a month it'll be RM43200 BY DELIVERY CHARGES ALONE!

And if I assume that there are only 100 outlets in Malaysia, it'll be RM4,320,000 spent by us on delivery charges!!

IN A YEAR IT'LL BE RM51,840,000 ON DELIVERY CHARGES... ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Second fact that MrMcRempit cared to share with us is that, there ARE blokes who order food from McDonalds almost EVERYDAY until he can even recognize them by their name on the receipt!

And the worst part is the nearest row of restaurants and mamak shops are just 5 minutes away by foot, tops!

Now, I know why the pedophile clown is so happy all the time!

This is ROYAL MCMURDER!

PEOPLE,

Kicking the McHabit of burger is easy. And it's the best way to start by giving up meat altogether.....

Alright i'm just kidding. Unless you are a branchiosaurus aka vegetarian.
Hell i'm never gonna give up meat! Haha!

But you never know in future what new McWicked and McSick ideas McDonalds is going to have to advertise their McProducts.

NO ONE is ever safe from the pedophile clown.

They might even make it seem more right for everyone to eat their burgers by coming up with
erm..... burgers for.... ALL RELIGION!
Picture having stuff like McChristian, McBuddhist, and McMuslim.

The whole world is going McCrazy! And I doubt that it will McEver stop!

Its just gonna be you killing more McCows and McHens
or
you can save 'em
by eating with some McCommonSense.

FAST FOOD KILLS........ DON'T LET IT KILL YOU!

These are fries from FacebookCafe tho. But it still McCOUNTS!

INTIBALL 08 Performance

2008-08-13T13:45:00.000-07:00

Performance at INTIBALL '08, singing "Always Be My Baby" by David Cook with the guitar.
Thanks to Reuben my budak rumah on the bass and Erwin on the bangers.

Performance video - Always Be My Baby

Finals.... Is this the END?!

2008-08-13T03:41:00.002-07:00

For those of you who are having your finals
(especially blokes from INTI since its the time of the year when we all wish we were dead),
here are some of MY tips on how you can survive this
World War 3

BUT look,
I'm not gonna tell you about how you should be writing your notes or drawing your mind maps cause I bet you already know it because... YOU'RE IN COLLEGE!

Ok, here are some of the techniques I adhere to during examination seasons:-

The Art of Paper War

1. Save the time fretting about how much you have to study and just study. Worrying makes it double.

2. Plan and strategize the most strategic place to place your alarm clock so that you won't whack it and go back to bed.

3. Prepare a dictionary beside you so you don't have to spend time thinking of how to spell a word when you are writing for your exam paper. Easier if you understand the word.

4. Don't get too stressed out till you start thinking of how to obtain MC so that you can skip your exam.

5. Use the stress ball INTI gave you when u first enrolled if you happen to be over-stressed. -Squeeze it for mild stress.
-Hurl it at your friend to give yourself a good laugh for extreme stress

6. If your friend wants to hurl a stress ball at you to release his extreme stress, RUN if you don't wanna get hurt just before exams. But stay PERFECTLY still if you need an MC.

7. Sleep with your book or notes under your pillow. (Mental encouragement)

8. Don't overeat because more oxygen is needed to go process the food and none for your computer up there. (your brain)

9. Make sure surrounding temperature is right. Too cold will induce sleep. Too hot you'll spend half of your time cursing INTI.

10. IM your peers to dig whatever tips or insight information you can get.

11. Remember to smile at your lecturers when you see them.

12. Drink more water. Not about being good for your body but you'll get to go to the toiler every now and then constantly to take a break.

13. If you are prone to panic attacks,don't continue reading notes. Lay down on your bed and ponder about how what you are going to do during the holidays.

14. Hang a BIGGEST and SCARIEST photo of your mom or dad on your wall, set it as your desktop wall paper and maybe your cellphone too.

15. During free time, spend some time generating a list of possible excuses you can give in case you fail your paper.

16. Put your phone on silent so no nimkampoop can disturb you when you are trying to make a connection with your notes.

17. Put MCDONALDS delivery service hotline number on speed dial.

Put a note outside your room saying:-

"DO NOT DISTURB!

Unless you have tips for me.."

p/s: Viewers discretion is HIGHLY needed. Writer will NOT be responsible for any damages caused.

So those are some of the stuff that might be able to help you cheat death...
And for all those reading who are having your papers...

Good luck..... if you never did study coz you'll be needing lots of it.
All the best..... if you did!

Anyhow GOOD LUCK to myself >.<

Owh and...
what are YOUR studying techniques that you can share with me?

Voice Of INTI [ INTI song ] - Remix

2008-08-11T00:50:00.002-07:00

Ok, I have thought about remixing the INTI song way long time ago but i was just too busy to sit down and do it.
Now that life's much easier after completing my term as the 12th INTIMA President,
I finally got the chance to remix the song.

Why? Coz I seriously think that it needs a facelift. The current song that we have is WAY to old school and audio quality is bad.

This is the new age!

If we were to try to get the students to listen, learn and know the song its gonna take more than some marching band-ish song to do that.

Anyway here's the song... with the lyrics.

Do comment after watching it, aight?! Thanks!

Voice of INTI Remix - Calvin Chung

This is the old version of the song if you wanna listen to it.

Windows Trance + Your God Is Dead

2008-08-03T23:15:00.001-07:00

Apologies to those who visit my blog often coz I din really update my glob recently. Quite a number of topics yet to come but still stuck in this head of mine. Just need time to edit the videos and pictures. Soon I'll be liberated (temporarily) after my exams.

Anyway, I just got this awesome software called Fruity Loops 8 from Horus aka General T.

Fruity Loops

Installed it and got a chance to check it out, so I made my first ever mix and I named it Windows Trance. And i edited my post like awhile ago to upload another of my creation, "Your God Is Dead". You'll find out the reason why so take a chill pill and have a go in listening. Remember to crank your volume a little higher since its trance.

p/s : If you are super religious and u think my second mix is WRONG then...... too bad.

Windows Trance by MC Wahzai

Your God Is Dead by MC Wahzai

Like it? Feel free to comment. Cut me some slack btw. Its my first! =)
If you want the mp3 feel free to add me at beyondmyconfessions@hotmail.com
Come back soon for more updates! Cheerios...

We Ripped It Apart !!! [Fusion Vybes]

2008-07-26T11:28:00.000-07:00

Me : "Get crunk with the K-Town Clan
Come get some with da K-Town Clan
You can't fu.. "

A dude : Hoi... dude you're on!

Me : Huh... OH I'M ON?!

*microphone feedbacks*

Me : Testing, testing woneh, rendeh...
Ahem! WELCOME LADIES AND GENTLEMAN and those in between,
PRESENTING MASTER G FROM K-Clown Clan and Fo..."

A dude : pssssssst... k-town la... TOWWNN LA!

Me : Oh... MASTER G FROM K-TOWWNN LA CLAN and Four Quarter Sinners!!

A dude : Crap... *smacks head*

Anyways, this is a post after a dry season in my postless blog.
Been rather occupied with other stuff lately but anyhow I got to post this up since its something that made me ultimately happy the whole weekend which is *drum rollss..... KAPEEESHH* we got the opportunity to play live with Master G from K-Town Clan at Fusion Vybes, rocking up their song "Come Get Some" with our remix version and it all went fantastically well and it felt awesome!

If you do not know who K-Town Clan is, you're obviously not into Malaysian music,
Here's a tip, just coz your pal tells you how he does not digg local music doesn't mean you have to be ignorant to it. Listen to bands like Estranged, Amy Search, Meet Uncle Hussein and so many more. You'll be amazed how well these home boys can play. Better than you think!

K-town Clan [Most left: Master G]

If you wanted to ask how Fusion Vybes was, I'd say it was way better than that party at KBU
tho the crowd was a little passive (biasalah.. M'sia mah) but greater than the crowd at KBU who took on the open dance floor with Timbaland's song rolling and them doing the
"choo choo train" around the dance floor. *pfffft*

I kinda loved the way we redid the rap song into a rap-rock fusion and I think it was better than the original one and the version Dragon Red played for them during the "Hotlink Youth Tour", only thing is it was kinda speedy but Master G pulled it off. *SALUTE*

And so we had Reuben Dave on lead, Jared (which G forgot his name calling him his "sifu" instead) and Calvin Chung *ahem* me... on the bangers.

Heres the video, thanks to Horus who recorded it for us. The sound is a little distorted since he stood right in front of the loudspeakers. Yet to get the clearer version from Claudine.

There was another surprise performance by us also on that night.
Uhrm, not that the crowd was surprised but WE were the one surprised coz the Fusion Vybes screw requested us to fill in the slot of the dancers since they were missing in action.
Best part is.... they told us like 15 minutes before we were suppose to be up.

Jared: Why worry lahh... we pros ma!

Spirits high, we got up there and played "Lean on Me" by I-don't-really-know-who and
"Sweet Dreams" by Marylin Manson.
We nailed, sealed AND ripped that song, totally man!
Thats what we call a performance and yeah I went a little wild but lets just leave that for your imagination aight? *smiles*

Anyway, thats for now wokeh?
Take a chill pill and wait for more of that night's vids that I'm gonna shove into my blog.

Piss out!

Ali Baba brought me closer to God

2008-07-08T16:38:00.001-07:00

Ali Baba ride beside Nilai Mc Donalds.

Victims:
1. Joshua Lim
2. Helena
3. Stephanie
4. Calvin Chung (camera man)

It costs 3 tickets = RM6 per dumbass

And I curse those who told me "That thing won't go 360 degrees wan laahhhh"

p/s: If you want to attempt these feat be sure to use a good video cam and
make sure its not yours! =P

Crack Your Heads!

2008-07-03T12:52:00.003-07:00

There are definitely some weird questions that you tried asking yourself or someone else which no one could ever give a substantial answer.

Here are some questions that I think rocket scientists should start answering FIRST before thinking of launching another space shuttle to UrAnus *ahem*..... I mean Uranus.

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If our solar system is so similar to a structure of an atom, can Earth be the electron of another
larger being?

If practice makes perfect, but no one is perfect, should we bother practicing?

Can you daydream at night?

Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?

If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the ground?

Does BIBLE really stands for "Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth?

When Atheists(free thinkers) go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?

Should Bibles be places at the "fiction" or "non-fiction" section of a library?

What would you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

Why are girls who hold hands while walking not classified as lesbian , but when guys do they are deemed gay?

When two people marry, they say "you may kiss the bride". What do they say if two men get married?

Do Siamese twins pay for one or two tickets when they go to movies?

When lighting strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?

Why is there the "London Bridge is Falling Down" song when it never did fall down?

Did "lah", "loh", "ma", "wan" in Manglish came from the Chinese since people in China do not use them?

Why are all the planets spherical and not in other shapes?

What are EARTHquakes called in Mars?

Why do we wash towels when we usually come out of the bathroom clean?
(I wash my towel tho)

Why don't football referees just judge from live telecasts instead of running around at the field?

At what point in man's evolution did ass wiping started and when did men start washing their ass after pooping?

If you blew a bubble in space would it burst?

Was Jesus a virgin when he died?

If you soak raisin in water, does it expand back into a grape?

Why can't I remember anything of what happened when I was a baby?

Why are pineapples called pineapples when they look NOTHING like apples?

Did God teach Adam and Eve how to make love or they just figured?

Why does "Reaching For the Stars" means achieving something when
its clearly impossible to do so?

What happens when Darth Vader puts his light saber into water?

If a King is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?

How old are you before it can be said you died because of old age?

Why do they call that animated ape "Donkey Kong" if he is not a donkey?

If you put more wheels on a car would it move faster or slower?

Who invented porn? A guy or a girl? =p
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You'd probably start Googling these questions. Good for you! I got you thinking!
Anyway, can you possibly answer me?

Post your answers at the comments section and lets see who the smartass is!

Owh, one more question! Do the colours in Google represent anything, like a flag? =)

Recording of "Rhythm of Summer"

2008-06-27T14:15:00.000-07:00

If you are an INTI-UC student, you'd probably know by now that The Idol singing competition in INTI-UC, organized by the 12th INTIMA Stact Club, is coming up.

The finalists came together to compose their own rendition of the Theme Song, Rhythm of Summer since they did not like the one originally written as it was crap (and i SO agree with them)

The song features 4 Quarter Sinners.

If you don't know who FQS is, that my band!

Original Members:

Mister Reuben - Guitar
Mister Jared - Bass
Mister Calvin (Me) - Drums

Upon agreeing to contribute WITHOUT PAY we worked SO long to figure out how the sound track should be like (5 minutes? =P)

Compliments to the production studio.

This is the video I made out of our recording session (Copyrights reserved!). Enjoy!

*This is still not the full mix of the song. The production studio is yet to provide us the full mix

-FX Mix by me with Acoustica Mixcraft 3-

For the track with vocals visit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mwWci5a-rA

THE IDOL THEME SONG MINUS ONE

Feel free to leave your comments! Peace out.

If you are interested to know how the FULL track sounds like attend The Idol '08
@ INTI-UC Multipurpose Hall on the 9th JULY at 7pm!

Be sure to come support your favorite idol! All the best to the All Stars(especially Reuben)!

4 QUARTER SINNERS FOR LIFE!

Magic My Ass!

2008-06-21T11:42:00.000-07:00

You'd probably go bonkers when you were young watching David Copperfield do his thang on television.
I was just as intrigued as you i supposed when i was young watching "magicians" do the impossible.

But lemme tell you something. There is no such thing as magic. At least that is what I believe.

I'm especially into card tricks coz to me its cool and you can do it anywhere.

David Blaine is one of the magicians who is pretty cool in card tricks, well, until I got to know how he does his trick. Its called "Sleight of Hand". Pretty fast hands he's got there and God knows how he practices his speed. =P

OK. David Blaine's a hoax. Check this explanation out!

Anyhow, respect to those who invented all this crap.
Pure genius in bullshitting i'm telling ya!

I'll show you other tricks in future! Stay tuned!

INTI RAP pt 1

2008-06-20T14:17:00.000-07:00

bINTI Rap Pt. 1 - by MC Wahzai =P
Sound track remix of KL Lengchai by Point Blanc

Lyrics :
Yo!
INTI , yi sau gor hai sung bei lei geh
Oi lei teng ching chor.

ngo hai INTI cham hok sang wan dou chin dou mm gau sai
bei sai INTI kui dei lo lei saei sai
ngo yat yat tung kui chou, chou chou tou mm oi chou
diam diam chor lei tuk su jao
hou shuen sou x2

ma loi ma lok tou INTI lam ju oi tuk shu
lei jo liong lin fat kok inti hou chi sing pek si
ngo hai yi pou yan, yi wai ngo yau hou do ngan ji
bei gan fong ngo wat chat sai dou mm hai bei yan ju

ngo dei
dai ba tau sou guan yu EBB
yung mm dou yat yat dou dc dc yao dc
tak han mou yeh jou yat yat kong oi hei resource fee.
yi ga common room dou lam lau, "no more oredi" haha

lei jan song yi wai ngo dei yat ko yi ko sam ko sei go
pak ha lor yao chai chai dong mou si fat sang
bui hau chap do ngo dei gei dou
zhui do ngo mm lou, ngo mm lou YO

ngo hai INTI cham hok sang wan dou chin dou mm gau sai
bei sai INTI kui dei lo lei saei sai
ngo yat yat tung kui chou, chou chou tou mm oi chou
diam diam chor lei tuk su jao
hou shuen sou x2

YO!~

FEEL FREE TO LEAVE YOUR COMMENTS

*Copyrights reserved

JUST FOR LAUGHS, AIGHT?!

Wait for the part 2! It'll be in English.

The REAL naked boobs!

2008-06-20T09:31:00.001-07:00

OK, almost everyone who visited my blog HAD to comment on the picture of my blogs header.

Girl: Aiyer, so obscene!
Calvin: Whats so obscene?!
Girl: Your blog header lah. Got naked boobs!!!
Calvin: Its not naked! Its SEMI-naked boobs clad with headphones.
Girl: But why???
Calvin: Er..... boobs need music too? Imagine how bored it is stuck in ur shirt the whole day not getting to meet anyone else but you. Give em' a break la.
Girl: ....................

Guy: Aiyer, so obscene!
Calvin: Whats so obscene?!
Guy: Your blog header lah. Got naked boobs!!!
Calvin: Its not naked! Its SEMI-naked boobs clad with headphones.
Guy: O... ok.... send to me pls.
Calvin: No. Go get your own boobs.

Here are examples of the REAL naked boobies:

Naked Moobies

[ This is wrong, wrong, wrong! Theoratically, those are called Moobs, which stands for man boobs ]

Sorry Simon!

["I F-ink..... that you have got the most BRILLIANT boobs ever you might just win America's Got Boobs! "]

Hallelujah!
Praise the lord! I've got a C-cup!

Nachos
Not exactly the superhero you had in mind He probably suffocates the villains with his superhuman Moobs.

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There you go!
Music is life!

Peace out!

Always Be My Baby!

2008-06-15T09:02:00.000-07:00

Ok I guess by now you OBVIOUSLY know i'm very much into music judging by how i skin my blog.

And I can't bare but to notice that none of my glob postings are about music or anything close.
So I thought I'd record myself singing a song that I recently got ADDICTED to which is called
"Always Be My Baybeh(Baby)"

If it sounds screwed, its prolly coz of the mic! Haha.

* Do switch off the music streaming at the right side. =) *

p/s: i wasn't singing this to anyone one in particular! Just a random song coz I'm still enjoying my single life! Chiao!

An INconvenient Truth

2008-06-14T03:07:00.000-07:00

Did you know that INTI-UC was up for sale once, ONLINE?
Yes, it was.
Probably our beloved President of INTI Group of Colleges got so fed up of having to deal with students that he decided to let someone with no blood pressure problems or whatsoever have the liberty of taming the devil.

And INTI being a famous varsity for Information Technology (which can't even afford to have OPTICAL MOUSE in the computer labs),
I suppose Mr. Tan chose to do the transaction online using "Malaysia Real Estate" considering the fact that INTI was indeed in a
REAL ASS STATE.

It says in the next picture that INTI College Malaysia is for sale and they actually had 584 views! As always, INTI pictures always look nicer that its real ass state.
I'm not too sure whether Mr. Tan was thinking straight when he stated that the condition of the varsity is "EXCELLENT". *shrugs*

Shortly about a year after Mr. Tan posted the offer in 2006, we then received news that a University abroad actually ~~fell for it~~ is interested in the offer and apparently its called.. err... :

which sounds like LOREAL and a damn cosmetic product company.

I think that is still considerably alright since I perceive INTI needs hell a lot of "enlargements" and "facelifts" to make it more sexy and hotter!

But guess what, INTI is worth $36 million bucks! No kidding!

Many has been pondering whether INTI is going to be bought over.
But I am more interested in pondering about the fact that someone is actually interested in buying over INTI.

Thats the power of Internet.
Everything ~~is a fraud~~ is possible!

Perhaps "LAUz in REAl estaTE" didn't see it coming.
Best wishes to the investors.
You're definitely ~~royally f**ked~~ making the right choice!

INTI, WELL BALANCED in accounts, WELL FOCUSED on profit.

*JUST FOR LAUGHS*

Why buy Alladin Lighters?

2008-06-12T16:24:00.000-07:00

A little myth busting!
Myth: You can combust a lighter by hurling it HARD on solid surfaces
Mythbusters: Calvin Chung ft. Reuben Dave
Time:6.14 am
Tool: An alladin Lighter

MYTH BUSTED!

Shut Up And Eat!

2008-06-11T11:08:00.000-07:00

Have you ever encountered a situation where u are having a meal with someone, and that someone just keeps talking to you about stuff you'd die NOT to listen?
Here's ONE good reason to ask him or her to shut the frenchhorn up!!

I found that keeping quite a.k.a shutting the hell up, while eating actually fills you faster.

Here's the equation:-

Shutting up and eat
= concentrating on the food
= appreciating the food
= aware of how much trash you're consuming
= savoring the taste
= fills up physically and mentally
= kills greed (as you dun prey on what food to whollap next)
= feel stuffed quicker
= less food consumption
= less food needed
= less food ordered
= stay in shape
= avoid food wastage
= less money spent
= less effort in making money to be spent
= no hardwork needed
= you'll eat less

So if you're planning on a DIET, perhaps you should just start by trying to stay silent or ask that annoying bugger who keep talking with his or her mouthful to
shut up and eat!

Also ALWAYS investigate whats the content of your food!

Just so you know me better!

2008-06-11T10:17:00.000-07:00

1) Name: Calvin Chung

2) Male/Female: Male
3) Were you named after anyone? Ok i'll have something to bug my mom about the next time i see her
4) Does your name mean anything? "Zhung gau ar??" meaning "Still play arr??!"
5) Nick Name(s): Mr.P
6) What do you think you look like name wise: Exactly Like I am
7) Date Of Birth: 26th August 1988

8)Place of Birth and Current Location: Shit I don't know!

9) Nationality: Malaysian
10) Astrology Sign: Virgo
11) Chinese Astrology Sign: Ancient Flying Hurricane Hippopotamus (got ar?)
12) Religion: er...
13) What’s your favorite smell? Lavander
14) Political Position? President of the United Mates
15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Apple Juice
16) Hair + Eye colour: Last time i check was black
17) Do you look like anyone famous? Yea, I look like Calvin Chung =P
1 What do you look like? Someone famous. You just asked. -.-"
19) Any unusual talents? I tend to imagine too much
20) Righty, Lefty, or Ambidextrous? It depends
21) Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other? Straight
22) What do you do for a living? Keep my butt in college
23) What do you do for fun? WO, you don't wanna know and i shouldn't be telling either.
24) What are your favorite art materials to work with? My Computer
25) What kind of materials would you like to work with? A hot supermodel if u take that as a material
26) Have you met your grandparents? When?
27) Boyfriend /Girlfriend: Single but unavailable.
28 ) Crush: Yea
29) What celebrity would you date if you could? Maggie Q. Totally friggin hawt!
30) Current worries? Not having anything to worry about.
31) Favorite online Guy/Girl: I dun do stuff virtually
32) Favorite place to be? The beach
33) Least favorite place to be? A funeral
34) Do you burn or tan? I glow.
35) Ever break a bone? Someone elses, yea!
36) What is your favorite cereal? Captain Crunch
37) Person you cry with: I stopped crying since high school.
38 )Any sisters: Yea, 2, sandwiched in between my bro and I
39) Any brothers: Already answered
40) Any pets: Yes, a walking talking one.
41) An Illness: I'm sick.
42) A Pager: When was this questionnaire created again? -.-"
43) A Personal phone line: 1300-88-2525
44) A Cell phone: A real screwed Motorola and a real screwed Nokia.
45) A visible birthmark: N/A
46) A Pool or hot tub: HOT TUB!
47) A Car: "A" wouldn't be the right word!
Describe Your…
4 Personality: Someone who don't really bother describing his personality online
49) Driving: you insane
50) Your clothing style: Black, black and black

51) Room:
52) What’s missing: My other half
53) School: Yes i did went to school dammit
54) Bed: Adequate
55) Relationship with your parent(s): I love em'
Do You…
56) Believe in yourself: Always
57) Do you believe in love at first sight? Yes. Whether love will blossom thats another question.
5 Consider yourself a good listener: If I am concentrating
59) Have a future dream that you would like to share? I want to be a politician!
60) Get Along with your parents: Yes
61) Save your e-mail conversations: Autosave, i think.
62) Pray: Always.
63) Believe in reincarnation: er..
64) Brush your teeth twice a day? Depends on how many times i eat.
65) Like to talk on the phone: Internet phone yes. I'm Stingy!
66) Like to eat? Hell yeah
67) Like to exercise? Yes, but time doesn't permit.
6 Like to watch sports? Footie!
69) Sing in the car? Sing everywhere
70) What is a dream that you have all the time? Can't recollect
71) Dream in color? Yes, plasma crystal clear high definition quality!
72) Do you have nightmares? Not when i sleep. Encountering dumbf**ks gives me nightmares
73) Sleep with a stuffed animal: One, its just laying there on my bed. Gift.
What Is:
74) Right next to you: My bed
75) On your favorite coffee cup? er...
76) On your mouse pad: N/A
77) Your favorite flavor of gum? Watermelon
7 Favorite deodorant? Adidas
79) Your dream honeymoon spot: Honalulu
80) Your dream husband/wife: Not really sure.
81) Hiding in your closet? my unorganized clothes
82) Under your bed: Can’t fit anything under there..
83) The name of one of your closest/best friends? Jesus.
84) Your bad time of the day: Anytime i'm having a headache
85) Your worst fear(s): I'm not afraid of anything
86) What’s the weather like: Cool
87) Your favorite time of year? Holidays
8 Your favorite holiday? Singapore
89) A material weakness? No material weaknesses
90) The weirdest food or drink that you like: Mix all the soft drink flavours in 7/11
91) At the top of your “to-do list”? To plan my to-do list
92) The hardest thing about growing up: Growing Old
93) A pet peeve? People who speaks without thinking.
94) Your scariest moment: When my sister called me telling me my dad's passing.
95) Your attitude about love? I go with the flo
96) The most outrageous, desperate thing you’ve done to attract the attention of the opposite sex? Named my email after her!
97) The best feeling in the world: Someone tells you that you've just won a lottery
9 The worst feeling in the world: and then tells you he's kidding.
99) Who sent this to you? I copy pasted it from Santi's GLOB
100)Tag more people? No

Bisexual, Lesbian Or Gay?

2008-06-11T08:58:00.001-07:00

OK. I have a blog. Yay.

OK. I HAD a blog WAAAAY long time ago in high school and I pretty much wrote my first ever posting and then turned it into a white elephant.
There are like sooo many chumps and chumpettes in my IM list with their personal msg as
"http:/comevisitmyDAMNamazingblog.blogspot.com so i figure,
o~~ WTH I'll try conform to the ways of the new age society and get myself a BLOG.

I'd wish they'd give it a cooler name rather than BLOG.
It sounds like "BLOCK" and i find it weird when ppl go "DUDE, I BLOGGGG MANNNN"
Go search the term "cock blocker" to find the alternative meaning.

I use to think it wuz kinda weird to blog coz i feel that it kinda retards you from your social life but HECK blogging seems to be THE social life.
Only the normal dudes choose not to blog as B L O G would stand for
Bisexual, Lesbians Or Gays.
Not for the straight!
But the world is changing i suppose. RAWFERL (rofl)

Yes...I am kidding. Blogs are just a new communication tool.
DA FORCE IS STRONG IN THIS ONE!
Students are reading blogs more than they read their frigging journals!
If I were the Prime Minister of Malaysia I'd probably turn all school textbooks into BLOGS!
*and prices of petrol to return to normal!!!!

Blogs aren't stoopid. Even John Mayer blogs! (but he's kinda gay still, so...)

I'll start gobling... boggling... globing.... er... BLOGGING from now.
p/s: i'm straighter than a ruler! PISS!

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