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I AM THE LORD YOUR GOD WHO BROUGHT U OUT OF THE LAND FROM EGYPT
[asl pls? the last time i checked my IC says 'Place of birth:Ipoh, Perak, Malaysia ]
YOU SHALL HAVE NO OTHER GODS BEFORE ME
[B..B...But you said you were the one and only?!]
YOU SHALL NOT MAKE FOR YOURSELF AN IDOL
[DAMN, there goes my chance to participate in Malaysian Idol]
YOU SHALL NOT MAKE WRONGFUL USE OF THE NAME OF YOUR GOD
[Whats your name? hat about stuff like "JESUS CHRIST!!!!'" or "HOLY MOTHER OF GODDD!!!!", "IN THE NAME OF GOD STOP SCRATCHING YOUR BOTTOM LAH?" ]
REMEMBER THE SABBATH AND KEEP IT HOLY
[Black Sabbath?? well yeahhh rock and roll baby!!! Keep it holy i shall]
HONOR YOUR FATHER AND MOTHER[yea.. i'm wouldn't want my allowance be reduced again, pffft!]
YOU SHALL NOT MURDER
[uhh... does that cockroach count? well, he started it first!!]
YOU SHALL NOT COMMIT ADULTERY
[uh oh]
YOU SHALL NOT STEAL
[its ok... i only rob, carjack and hack paypal]
YOU SHALL NOT BEAR FALSE WITNESS AGAINST YOUR NEIGHBOR
[but i REALLY saw Mr. Tan chewing his own nose droppings from my window!!!]
YOU SHALL NOT COVET YOUR NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE
[More like he'll covet MY house... haha]
YOU SHALL NOT COVET YOUR NEIGHBOUR'S WIFE
[what??HER???EWWWW!!!!]
That was just for laughs.
Anyway its always good to stay true to your religion then nothing others say or do can really touch you. What really matters is what you believe in.
Religion guides us to deny wrong and do what's right.
What's screwed up is that people nowadays listen more to what certain humans preach about and believing so much in what others preach that they lost their own free will to think and choose.
The free will to think whats best for yourself AND the people around you.
Extremism is not the solution.
Its by believing in something and standing by the qualities and principals that you've adopted as you grow to be older, may you find the right way to fight for what you believe
Extremism was, is and should never be the way.
Or else...
it would be another case of blind leading the blind.
That is EXACTLY whats happening to the world today. Pity.
I'm Catholic by the wayAnyway its always good to stay true to your religion then nothing others say or do can really touch you. What really matters is what you believe in.
Religion guides us to deny wrong and do what's right.
What's screwed up is that people nowadays listen more to what certain humans preach about and believing so much in what others preach that they lost their own free will to think and choose.
The free will to think whats best for yourself AND the people around you.
Extremism is not the solution.
Its by believing in something and standing by the qualities and principals that you've adopted as you grow to be older, may you find the right way to fight for what you believe
Extremism was, is and should never be the way.
Or else...
it would be another case of blind leading the blind.
That is EXACTLY whats happening to the world today. Pity.
