Thursday, July 3, 2008

Crack Your Heads!

There are definitely some weird questions that you tried asking yourself or someone else which no one could ever give a substantial answer.

Here are some questions that I think
rocket scientists should start answering FIRST before thinking of launching another space shuttle to UrAnus *ahem*..... I mean Uranus.

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If our solar system is so similar to a structure of an atom, can Earth be the electron of another
larger being?

If practice makes perfect, but no one is perfect, should we bother practicing?

Can you daydream at night?

Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?

If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the ground?

Does BIBLE really stands for "Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth?

When Atheists(free thinkers) go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?

Should Bibles be places at the "fiction" or "non-fiction" section of a library?

What would you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

Why are girls who hold hands while walking not classified as lesbian , but when guys do they are deemed gay?

When two people marry, they say "you may kiss the bride". What do they say if two men get married?

Do Siamese twins pay for one or two tickets when they go to movies?

When lighting strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?

Why is there the "London Bridge is Falling Down" song when it never did fall down?

Did "lah", "loh", "ma", "wan" in Manglish came from the Chinese since people in China do not use them?

Why are all the planets spherical and not in other shapes?

What are EARTHquakes called in Mars?

Why do we wash towels when we usually come out of the bathroom clean?
(I wash my towel tho)


Why don't football referees just judge from live telecasts instead of running around at the field?

At what point in man's evolution did ass wiping started and when did men start washing their ass after pooping?

If you blew a bubble in space would it burst?

Was Jesus a virgin when he died?

If you soak raisin in water, does it expand back into a grape?

Why can't I remember anything of what happened when I was a baby?

Why are pineapples called pineapples when they look NOTHING like apples?

Did God teach Adam and Eve how to make love or they just figured?

Why does "Reaching For the Stars" means achieving something when
its clearly impossible to do so?

What happens when Darth Vader puts his light saber into water?

If a King is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?

How old are you before it can be said you died because of old age?

Why do they call that animated ape "Donkey Kong" if he is not a donkey?

If you put more wheels on a car would it move faster or slower?

Who invented porn? A guy or a girl? =p
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You'd probably start Googling these questions. Good for you! I got you thinking!
Anyway, can you possibly answer me?

Post your answers at the comments section and lets see who the smartass is!

Owh, one more question! Do the colours in Google represent anything, like a flag? =)

7 comments:

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  2. OK i must be so jobless to do this (i am jobless now anyway)...hmm...dun haf answers too all, only some. And im not bijak, sry...not atraight A's student. Ask the nerd waye young...

    Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?
    Is there?? i dun see any

    If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the ground?
    They are floating tats why?

    What would you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
    Nothing, i don't know which plants are endangered

    Why are girls who hold hands while walking not classified as lesbian, but when guys do they are deemed gay?
    Umm...guys have much more ego than gals. Pride ans egoism...girls dun mind doing those

    Do Siamese twins pay for one or two tickets when they go to movies?
    Two, coz 1 ticket is only for a person...they are 2 people combined...

    When lighting strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
    I think they have scales for some reason? XD

    Why do we wash towels when we usually come out of the bathroom clean?
    Ummm...not 100% clean! hahahaa! ;)

    If you soak raisin in water, does it expand back into a grape?
    obviously not, u can try that!

    Why does "Reaching For the Stars" means achieving something when
    its clearly impossible to do so?
    is that why intiball theme is 'reach for the stars' instead? XD

    Does BIBLE really stands for "Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth?
    no i dun think bible stands for short form or anything. else what does BOOK stands for?

    When Atheists(free thinkers) go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
    Dun tink so..swear is just an action towards what they gonna say r all truth

    Was Jesus a virgin when he died?
    I do think so...ask him :P

    How old are you before it can be said you died because of old age?
    When your hair goes completely white i gues?

    Who invented porn? A guy or a girl? =p
    ahh...a girl! Thats why guys like it so much XD XD

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  3. LOL! banyak la awak punya question hippo...

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  4. 1. The total net charged of the earth is negatively charged..so it can be an electron of a larger being.
    2. No one is perfect in all various aspects but can be perfect in one job or one practice? When you are practicing sth or a job again and again...it can be perfect..or at least 99% perfect.
    4. It is for blind ppl so that they can locate other number after they manage to detect the 5
    9. Make sure the animal dun eat the plant by throwing vage to them...hahahaha!
    10. Cause this is an asian phobia (i mena for men) and it has become a tradition.
    11.When 2 men married, one has to be the bride lo...
    12. I think they should pay two if they have two body...but if head one body..should pay for 1....
    14.Probably the person who created this song dun like london and hoping the bridge to fall...
    15. No from china..from many other languages and it combine to become the Malaysia Language...
    16. because god make it spherical... seriously i dunno!! hehe...
    17. because there are dust around the place u kept yr towel and we need to clean frequently so that yr body dunno get dirty right after u bath due to the dirty or dusty tower...
    18. Running around the field only can see what is really happening in the field mah...and when football started ...there still no many technologies that can view the match from different angle....
    19. Another why 1+1=2 questions...have to ask god... only got knows...probably it is taught by god...lolx..
    20. before the bubble can reach space...it already burst...
    21. hmm...good question but i dunno... ask jesus...
    22.no... it wont.... because the organelles in the cell of a group already loss and it cannot be turned back into group ..and the membrane edy lyses...
    23. because when u are a baby...the brain still not so matured yet... i guess... and also everyday when u grow up.... u rmb more and more thgs and this thgs taken up the space of the previous memory although human only uses less than half of thier brain...
    24.When it was first introduced in Britain it was called "pine," because it was thought to resemble a pine cone. It might also be interpreted as the friut of pine tree....the the most common friut that time is apple..so they called it pine (fruit of pine tree) and apple (generally means friut)
    26. because some crazy fellow created this phrase and we crazy fellow who follow them and use this phrase.... and become a tradition of using it to mean achieving sth...
    27.The water has light...heheheh
    28.queen lo...because in a marriage...one of them genrally have to act as a female..
    29.probably 60 above... and the doctor failed to detect the causes of the dead...
    30.depends on whether all the wheels are the driving wheel or not..if it is... then it will be more powerful and would be faster theorectically.... like normal 2 wheels drive car... only 2 wheels are the driving wheels..then other 4 wheels are not..then same speed... no different...
    31. hmm...i thk is a guy...coz the porn that exhibit female can be seen more than the porn that exhibit male...

    Google logo? dunno..probably represent nothing....

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  5. correction for question 30...

    if only 2 wheels are the driving wheels... the other are not..then will be slower then a 4 wheels car..because the extra 4 wheels contributed to the weight of the car that slow down the car...

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  6. Let me address some of your questions. I may not be right, but here goes! (An engineer is speaking! LOL)

    1. If our solar system is so similar to a structure of an atom, can Earth be the electron of another
    larger being?

    Well, analogically, yes, it is often spoken of that as far as an atom is concerned, it is similar in structure and arrangement to that of the Solar System. Therefore, often the nucleus of the atom is compared to the Sun, and the surrounding EIGHT planets (not nine) are compared to the electrons.

    However, this comparison is just a crude one because in true fact the electrons do not really travel in spherical (or elliptical) orbits. We use the "orbit concept" as just a simple illustration.

    2. Should Bibles be places at the "fiction" or "non-fiction" section of a library?

    Neither. Books such as these have their own category: Religions/Spiritual.

    3. When lighting strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?

    Well, undeniably when the ocean is struck by lightning, I would say only fishes within a particular radius from where the lightning struck would die. Also, I might add that only fishes up to a certain depth would be affected.

    Although water may be quite a good conductor of electricity, it still has a significant resistance. When lightning strikes the ocean, electricity flows along the surface or the depth of the ocean. As it travels farther and farther, the resistance increases, thus reducing the current gradually. What kills is actually the current, not the voltage. So, as current drops with distance, not all fishes, or aquamarine life, for that matter, would die.

    4. Why are all the planets spherical and not in other shapes?

    It is a misnomer to believe that planets are spherical. In fact, they are not spherical in shape, in the strictest sense of word. They are slightly oval.

    I am not sure about why they are shaped like that, but my hypothesis would be that gravity which affects from all directions would be one of the reasons planets take a seemingly round shape.

    5. Why do we wash towels when we usually come out of the bathroom clean?

    Try not washing your towel for two weeks, and give it a sniff. You'll get your reason right away.

    6. If you blew a bubble in space would it burst?

    Well, if you were to blow it within a space shuttle, where the pressure within the shuttle is still at atmospheric pressure, then it would still burst when the surface tension of the bubble is not able to withstand the excessive pressure from within the bubble.

    If you blow a bubble in the vacuum space, well, I don't think that's even possible at the first place. You might want to simulate a vacuum condition here on earth and carry out the experiment.

    7. If you soak raisin in water, does it expand back into a grape?

    Nope. I can tell you this with great certainty through experience. My mother makes wine using raisins, and after three months of soaking them in water and leaving them to ferment, I noticed that they remain as raisins. Period.

    8. If you put more wheels on a car would it move faster or slower?

    I think a better question would be, "If you put more than four wheels on a car would it consume more fuel at 60 km/h as compared to a car with only four wheels?"

    My answer would be that with more wheels, you would consume more fuel. So, to answer the original question, if you accelerate at a similar rate for a car with four wheels and a car with more than four wheels, then the car with more wheels would be slower, by my hypothesis.

    My reasoning is that when you have more wheels, more energy is required to get the car moving. Do not forget that what allows the car to move is friction. Yes, you can walk simply because there is friction between your legs and the surface on which you are walking. The same concept applies to cars.

    Therefore, if you have more wheels, that would mean that you have more friction to overcome, and thus it would require more energy, and therefore fuel, to accelerate to a particular speed.

    However, you should be able to stop your car much faster, because with more friction, you have higher deceleration rate.

    Yes, the wheels are round, but the round shape just reduces friction rather than eliminating it. Therefore, the law of friction must apply.

    But, don't go saying that we should have three-wheeled cars so that we can further save fuel! It's not wise to risk your life by increasing the instability of your car with only three wheels just to save the few bucks of fuel!

    9. Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?

    Here's another question from me: Why does the keys J and F on a computer keyboard have a slight hash that can be felt by the fingers?

    Answer: Ask a blind man and you'll get your answer. It applies to the original question.

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  7. If our solar system is so similar to a structure of an atom, can Earth be the electron of another
    larger being?
    Never though of it, but since you got me thinking, the sun maybe. We do run around the sun don't we?

    If practice makes perfect, but no one is perfect, should we bother practicing?
    No.Unless we get paid to.

    Can you daydream at night?
    Daydream is not called daydream if its not in the day~

    Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?
    Cause the blind has to see

    If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the ground?
    ==They walk?!I tot they float everywhere, they don't fall through the ground cos the wind never blows that way...I guess

    Does BIBLE really stands for "Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth?
    Hey, it actually has a tune to it..who knows what bible really is...

    When Atheists(free thinkers) go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
    They may not even have a court or if they really have a court, they may be swearing to tell what ever they think deem fit...

    Should Bibles be places at the "fiction" or "non-fiction" section of a library?
    Just put it in the kids or adult one lar...

    What would you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
    Kill the endangered animal eat it with the plant.

    Why are girls who hold hands while walking not classified as lesbian , but when guys do they are deemed gay?
    Cos they look pussy and gay when they hold hands while girls look cute when they do that.

    When two people marry, they say "you may kiss the bride". What do they say if two men get married?
    You may kiss your man?

    Do Siamese twins pay for one or two tickets when they go to movies?
    Two, if their butt is big

    When lighting strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
    Because they are protected by the water^^

    Why is there the "London Bridge is Falling Down" song when it never did fall down?
    This is caused the people who wanted to buy another bridge which actually can move bought over London bridge, they got so angry they actually wanted to take the whole bridge down.

    Did "lah", "loh", "ma", "wan" in Manglish came from the Chinese since people in China do not use them?
    Over the sea, anything can happen.Basically, I think its a mixture of the chinese and malays plus indian.

    Why are all the planets spherical and not in other shapes?
    Cause they all roll into space?

    What are EARTHquakes called in Mars?
    Marsquake, or spacequake gua...

    Why do we wash towels when we usually come out of the bathroom clean?
    Do we even do that?

    Why don't football referees just judge from live telecasts instead of running around at the field?
    Because they are fat and oily and needs trimming down?

    At what point in man's evolution did ass wiping started and when did men start washing their ass after pooping?
    After Adam ate the apple?

    If you blew a bubble in space would it burst?
    No I don't think it will, after all its vacuum, there's not supposed to be any bacteria or floating things in the air, of course it'll burst if it meets a meteor.

    Was Jesus a virgin when he died?
    This I wonder too.

    If you soak raisin in water, does it expand back into a grape?
    == Impossible

    Why can't I remember anything of what happened when I was a baby?
    Because we become idiots when we grow up.

    Why are pineapples called pineapples when they look NOTHING like apples?
    They do look like big apples with Pine on top of it don't they?

    Did God teach Adam and Eve how to make love or they just figured?
    I prefer the second one, can you imagine god teaching them?! Disaster.

    Why does "Reaching For the Stars" means achieving something when
    its clearly impossible to do so?
    Change it to trying to reach for the stars

    What happens when Darth Vader puts his light saber into water?
    Electric shock

    If a King is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
    The kings man, the kings bride...

    How old are you before it can be said you died because of old age?
    60++

    Why do they call that animated ape "Donkey Kong" if he is not a donkey?
    Anything is possible with animate, who knows, the artist who draw the ape thingy may be a donkey.

    If you put more wheels on a car would it move faster or slower?
    Faster. You'll practically be rolling down the road.

    Who invented porn? A guy or a girl?
    Someone from your side I guess.

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