The following is my MSN conversation with Clara Tan (My beloved ex-GRO... eh i mean PRO)
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: today u got work meh?
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: i tot today holiday??
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ yesterday also working...
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ he he
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ damn tired
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ my customer is thailand ma..
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ they work i must work also
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ LOL
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: -.-"""""
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: THAI... LAND......
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: WHAT..... ARE U WORKING AS?????
·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: *gulp*
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ customer fulfilment professional
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ bored like hell man this job
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ damn stressful !!!
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ that day work till 1am...
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ >.< ˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: customer FULFILMENT?????
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ sad case man...
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ got job no life
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: PROFESSIONAL SUMOREEEEEEEEE
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ ya...
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ LOL...
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ ishhh
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ come back come back
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ plz dun go so far
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ LOL
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: THAILAND...
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: CUSTOMER FULFILMENT
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ crazy
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ ishhhh
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ dun go other place ok...
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ LOL
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: DANG...............
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: tsk tsk tsk.. clara clara...
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ aiyo...
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ ishhh...
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: clara = gro
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ your head la...
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ ishhh
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ T_T
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: so.............. wat do u fulfil those thailand ppl?
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ LOL
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ i process their orders lo...
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ >.< *care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ raise delivery order all
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ ha ha
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: PIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ your head la..
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ LOL
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: OMG SO FUNNY
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ wat funny la..
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ crazy
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: k lar k lar...
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: shiet i'm so hungry now....
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ go eat lo..
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ i eat mcd
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ ha ha
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: shiet i just wanted to order mcd...
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: but i have to go atm..............
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ LOL
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: k i go bathe first... then come back blog about u
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ ha ha...
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ go go go...
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ its so far...
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ mine is just below my office only...
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ no no no...
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ ishhhh
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: use mcd as cover up for ur operation ehhh
Now that I know, Clara has a secret profession....
Guessed all that "PUBLIC RELATION" officer experience she got during
12th INTIMA paid off.
Haha, just for laughs yah Claraaaaa..... don't get angry!
My recommendation, find a job with a not-so-confusing title so that ppl like me won't tend to misunderstand!
Alright... stay tuned.... SAWADIKAP!
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Thursday, October 2, 2008
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Girls are Like Exams!
My mom : A perfect girl is hard to find since girls are like a teapot....
Me : Yeah.....either their character is or their body shape is...
Girls are like exams. Here's why:
You have to study them constantly and thoroughly.
You'll start getting "good luck" wishes from your friends before you begin.
Your mom keeps telling you about it.
The lesser credit hours u have to spend on it the better.
You'll spend quarter of the time thinking doing it and the rest pondering if u have chosen the right course.
You'll have to do all the work.
You're in trouble if you're scheduled for 2 at the same time.
You'd rather have a much easier one.
You're literally dead if you were found cheating.
You pay a lot for it and if you fail all is lost.
Referring to "Past year papers" can come in handy.
Most of the time you just want to get it over with.
You can't go anywhere else without someone following you.
Grades depends on how well you do it.
Half of the time you'll be bullshitting.
If you tell yourself you love it you're lying.
If you pass you'll do fine.
If you fail you're dead.
You'll be the happiest person if you get a First Class Honors.
Me : Yeah.....either their character is or their body shape is...
Girls are like exams. Here's why:
You have to study them constantly and thoroughly.
You'll start getting "good luck" wishes from your friends before you begin.
Your mom keeps telling you about it.
The lesser credit hours u have to spend on it the better.
You'll spend quarter of the time thinking doing it and the rest pondering if u have chosen the right course.
You'll have to do all the work.
You're in trouble if you're scheduled for 2 at the same time.
You'd rather have a much easier one.
You're literally dead if you were found cheating.
You pay a lot for it and if you fail all is lost.
Referring to "Past year papers" can come in handy.
Most of the time you just want to get it over with.
You can't go anywhere else without someone following you.
Grades depends on how well you do it.
Half of the time you'll be bullshitting.
If you tell yourself you love it you're lying.
If you pass you'll do fine.
If you fail you're dead.
You'll be the happiest person if you get a First Class Honors.Saturday, August 16, 2008
Ronald McMurder (Exclusive Interview with McRempit)
McDonalds, McDonalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut....
Let me leave KFC and Pizza Hut outta this and lemme talk about MickiDs since its one of the BIGGEST fast food tyrant on earth's surface.
The last time I ever had a BigMac was way long time ago, last week and that ain't my ideal thought of an ideal Happy Meal coz I wasn't exactly happy.
WHY??!!
I was pondering at their advertisement saying "At McDonald's we've got time for you".
Then why is it FAST food.
Why do they design their service so that you're in and out as soon as possible?
Why do you feel hungry so soon after eating a Big Mac?
The power of stupid advertising. NOW, it does not really take any special intelligence for you to start questioning McDonalds and realize that something is seriously wrong.
You probably know who Ronald McDonald is.
Yea, the red-haired clown who looks very much like Joker from Batman only thing he probably had a much better make-up artist.
He's probably much more popular among kids compared to other cartoon icons like Cookie Monster from Sesame Streets by a friggin clear mile.
I pretty much don't get it since to me that clown looks very much like a pedophile always smilling so widely in pictures staring at a bunch of kids running around him.
Ronald McPedo
Let me break it down for you.
In the interview we found out that every hour that dude alone comes to deliver orders from INTI about 10 times and approximately 20 trips to places around the area.
Assuming each trip, there are only 5 orders and McDonald's peak hours are from 7pm to 3am which is 8 hours, I shall multiply that to the RM3 delivery charge they charge us.
20 x 3 x 8 x RM3 = RM1440 just by delivery charges alone.
In a month it'll be RM43200 BY DELIVERY CHARGES ALONE!
And if I assume that there are only 100 outlets in Malaysia, it'll be RM4,320,000 spent by us on delivery charges!!
IN A YEAR IT'LL BE RM51,840,000 ON DELIVERY CHARGES... ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Second fact that MrMcRempit cared to share with us is that, there ARE blokes who order food from McDonalds almost EVERYDAY until he can even recognize them by their name on the receipt!
And the worst part is the nearest row of restaurants and mamak shops are just 5 minutes away by foot, tops!
Now, I know why the pedophile clown is so happy all the time!
This is ROYAL MCMURDER!
PEOPLE,
Kicking the McHabit of burger is easy. And it's the best way to start by giving up meat altogether.....
Alright i'm just kidding. Unless you are a branchiosaurus aka vegetarian.
Hell i'm never gonna give up meat! Haha!
But you never know in future what new McWicked and McSick ideas McDonalds is going to have to advertise their McProducts.
NO ONE is ever safe from the pedophile clown.
They might even make it seem more right for everyone to eat their burgers by coming up with
erm..... burgers for.... ALL RELIGION!
Picture having stuff like McChristian, McBuddhist, and McMuslim.
The whole world is going McCrazy! And I doubt that it will McEver stop!
Its just gonna be you killing more McCows and McHens
or
you can save 'em
by eating with some McCommonSense.
These are fries from FacebookCafe tho. But it still McCOUNTS!
Let me leave KFC and Pizza Hut outta this and lemme talk about MickiDs since its one of the BIGGEST fast food tyrant on earth's surface.
The last time I ever had a BigMac was way long time ago, last week and that ain't my ideal thought of an ideal Happy Meal coz I wasn't exactly happy.
WHY??!!
I was pondering at their advertisement saying "At McDonald's we've got time for you".
Then why is it FAST food.
Why do they design their service so that you're in and out as soon as possible?
Why do you feel hungry so soon after eating a Big Mac?
The power of stupid advertising. NOW, it does not really take any special intelligence for you to start questioning McDonalds and realize that something is seriously wrong.
You probably know who Ronald McDonald is.
Yea, the red-haired clown who looks very much like Joker from Batman only thing he probably had a much better make-up artist.
He's probably much more popular among kids compared to other cartoon icons like Cookie Monster from Sesame Streets by a friggin clear mile.
I pretty much don't get it since to me that clown looks very much like a pedophile always smilling so widely in pictures staring at a bunch of kids running around him.
Ronald McPedo
Damn, does he look alot like Michael Jackson in disguise or what?
Nearly ALL McDonalds advertising are aimed at children.
PLAYGROUNDS, Happy Meals and most of all those toys they make that comes with every purchase of a Happy Meal.
I probably know that some of you go insane when McD comes up with a new plush toys that you have to go every week, get a McChicken just to be "eligible" to purchase that plushy.
GIRLS especially in this case and half of them ain't kids.
Ya, ya its cute... I know I know.... *rolls eyes*
Anyways, I think McDonalds has more bullshit than any other fast food outlets in the world.
If you do visit Malaysia's McDonald's website you've got check out one section called
"Balanced and Active Lifestyle"
It looks something like this:
"Eating right for a balanced, active life"
Well hell yeah it does but NOT McDonalds!
Why do they even have this page, with a dude and his kid flying aeroplanes?
What kind of sick dad would bring his kid to McDs everyday?
Should McDonald's be even said to be serving "Nutritous Food?"
This is weirder!
In 2004, McDonalds actually launched a "Fitness Fun" programme with that pedophile clown to encourage children to take care of their health.
DOES HE EVEN LOOK LIKE HE CAN RUN????
The only thing they are ever gonna work out is their mouth chewing so many McWhatever that the clown shove them with. Geez!
The reason why McDonald's food don't really fill you its because of their ingredients.
If it does, it probably won't even last you half a day!
A Quarter Pounder is made up of 48% water.
How screwed up is that?
Spending RM25 on McWaterFood that lasts me only 3 hours, I'd rather buy 25 bottles of Spritzer that'll bloat me up more than that.
No matter what they call it, Fast Food, Ferrari, Porche or Lamborghini food its still junk food.
Its synthetic and packed.
What scared me the most are McD's famous GMF!
No, not that "Gay Mother F**ker" pedophile clown, but their famous Genetically Modified Fries.
Kids, if you DON'T believe me, here is one experiment that your Chemistry, Biology and Physics teacher will give u an A+ for doing it.
1. Beg your mommy to bring you to the nearest McDonalds.
2. She probably won't so cry as loud as you can to annoy her.
3. If you succeed, get to McDonalds and order ONLY fries.
4. OK I know you probably won't follow step no. 3 so just buy your McWhatever and keep at least 1 of your french fries.
5. Bring it home and put it in a jar.
6. If you don't have a jar put in your piggy bank.
7. If you don't have a piggy bank just leave it in any container.
8. And GET a piggy bank to start saving money.
9. Check back in 2 months.
10. Taste the McTwoMonthsOldFries if you dare.
11. If not just have a good look and you'll notice it'll probably look as good as new.
Yeap, McFrenchFries takes at least one and a half months to rot! Or maybe longer!
Makes me feel like i was eating plastic all along. DAMN!
The following is a live interview with a McDonalds Delivery Rider, also known to us by McRempit to make him sound more "glamer"(glamourous).
We ordered McDonalds just so that we could interview that dude and he was rather reluctant so we told him it was for our semester project about the fast food industry.
He accepted finally (or else we'd probably jump and choke him for wasting our money) and
here is what he said:-
Nearly ALL McDonalds advertising are aimed at children.
PLAYGROUNDS, Happy Meals and most of all those toys they make that comes with every purchase of a Happy Meal.
I probably know that some of you go insane when McD comes up with a new plush toys that you have to go every week, get a McChicken just to be "eligible" to purchase that plushy.
GIRLS especially in this case and half of them ain't kids.
Ya, ya its cute... I know I know.... *rolls eyes*
Anyways, I think McDonalds has more bullshit than any other fast food outlets in the world.
If you do visit Malaysia's McDonald's website you've got check out one section called
"Balanced and Active Lifestyle"
It looks something like this:
"Eating right for a balanced, active life"
Well hell yeah it does but NOT McDonalds!
Why do they even have this page, with a dude and his kid flying aeroplanes?
What kind of sick dad would bring his kid to McDs everyday?
Should McDonald's be even said to be serving "Nutritous Food?"
This is weirder!
In 2004, McDonalds actually launched a "Fitness Fun" programme with that pedophile clown to encourage children to take care of their health.
DOES HE EVEN LOOK LIKE HE CAN RUN????
The only thing they are ever gonna work out is their mouth chewing so many McWhatever that the clown shove them with. Geez!
Next fact: McJunkFood
The reason why McDonald's food don't really fill you its because of their ingredients.
If it does, it probably won't even last you half a day!
A Quarter Pounder is made up of 48% water.
How screwed up is that?
Spending RM25 on McWaterFood that lasts me only 3 hours, I'd rather buy 25 bottles of Spritzer that'll bloat me up more than that.
No matter what they call it, Fast Food, Ferrari, Porche or Lamborghini food its still junk food.
Its synthetic and packed.
What scared me the most are McD's famous GMF!
No, not that "Gay Mother F**ker" pedophile clown, but their famous Genetically Modified Fries.
McEXPERIMENT
Kids, if you DON'T believe me, here is one experiment that your Chemistry, Biology and Physics teacher will give u an A+ for doing it.
1. Beg your mommy to bring you to the nearest McDonalds.
2. She probably won't so cry as loud as you can to annoy her.
3. If you succeed, get to McDonalds and order ONLY fries.
4. OK I know you probably won't follow step no. 3 so just buy your McWhatever and keep at least 1 of your french fries.
5. Bring it home and put it in a jar.
6. If you don't have a jar put in your piggy bank.
7. If you don't have a piggy bank just leave it in any container.
8. And GET a piggy bank to start saving money.
9. Check back in 2 months.
10. Taste the McTwoMonthsOldFries if you dare.
11. If not just have a good look and you'll notice it'll probably look as good as new.
Yeap, McFrenchFries takes at least one and a half months to rot! Or maybe longer!
Makes me feel like i was eating plastic all along. DAMN!
Next Fact: Exclusive Interview With McRempit
The following is a live interview with a McDonalds Delivery Rider, also known to us by McRempit to make him sound more "glamer"(glamourous).
We ordered McDonalds just so that we could interview that dude and he was rather reluctant so we told him it was for our semester project about the fast food industry.
He accepted finally (or else we'd probably jump and choke him for wasting our money) and
here is what he said:-
The Interview with MrMcRempitz
Let me break it down for you.
In the interview we found out that every hour that dude alone comes to deliver orders from INTI about 10 times and approximately 20 trips to places around the area.
Assuming each trip, there are only 5 orders and McDonald's peak hours are from 7pm to 3am which is 8 hours, I shall multiply that to the RM3 delivery charge they charge us.
20 x 3 x 8 x RM3 = RM1440 just by delivery charges alone.
In a month it'll be RM43200 BY DELIVERY CHARGES ALONE!
And if I assume that there are only 100 outlets in Malaysia, it'll be RM4,320,000 spent by us on delivery charges!!
IN A YEAR IT'LL BE RM51,840,000 ON DELIVERY CHARGES... ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Second fact that MrMcRempit cared to share with us is that, there ARE blokes who order food from McDonalds almost EVERYDAY until he can even recognize them by their name on the receipt!
And the worst part is the nearest row of restaurants and mamak shops are just 5 minutes away by foot, tops!
Now, I know why the pedophile clown is so happy all the time!
This is ROYAL MCMURDER!
PEOPLE,
Kicking the McHabit of burger is easy. And it's the best way to start by giving up meat altogether.....
Alright i'm just kidding. Unless you are a branchiosaurus aka vegetarian.
Hell i'm never gonna give up meat! Haha!
But you never know in future what new McWicked and McSick ideas McDonalds is going to have to advertise their McProducts.
NO ONE is ever safe from the pedophile clown.
They might even make it seem more right for everyone to eat their burgers by coming up with
erm..... burgers for.... ALL RELIGION!
Picture having stuff like McChristian, McBuddhist, and McMuslim.
The whole world is going McCrazy! And I doubt that it will McEver stop!
Its just gonna be you killing more McCows and McHens
or
you can save 'em
by eating with some McCommonSense.
FAST FOOD KILLS........ DON'T LET IT KILL YOU!
These are fries from FacebookCafe tho. But it still McCOUNTS!Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Finals.... Is this the END?!
For those of you who are having your finals
(especially blokes from INTI since its the time of the year when we all wish we were dead),
here are some of MY tips on how you can survive this
World War 3
(especially blokes from INTI since its the time of the year when we all wish we were dead),
here are some of MY tips on how you can survive this
World War 3
BUT look,
I'm not gonna tell you about how you should be writing your notes or drawing your mind maps cause I bet you already know it because... YOU'RE IN COLLEGE!
Ok, here are some of the techniques I adhere to during examination seasons:-
The Art of Paper War
1. Save the time fretting about how much you have to study and just study. Worrying makes it double.
2. Plan and strategize the most strategic place to place your alarm clock so that you won't whack it and go back to bed.
3. Prepare a dictionary beside you so you don't have to spend time thinking of how to spell a word when you are writing for your exam paper. Easier if you understand the word.
4. Don't get too stressed out till you start thinking of how to obtain MC so that you can skip your exam.
5. Use the stress ball INTI gave you when u first enrolled if you happen to be over-stressed. -Squeeze it for mild stress.
-Hurl it at your friend to give yourself a good laugh for extreme stress
6. If your friend wants to hurl a stress ball at you to release his extreme stress, RUN if you don't wanna get hurt just before exams. But stay PERFECTLY still if you need an MC.
7. Sleep with your book or notes under your pillow. (Mental encouragement)
Unless you have tips for me.."
p/s: Viewers discretion is HIGHLY needed. Writer will NOT be responsible for any damages caused.
So those are some of the stuff that might be able to help you cheat death...
And for all those reading who are having your papers...
Good luck..... if you never did study coz you'll be needing lots of it.
All the best..... if you did!
Anyhow GOOD LUCK to myself >.<
I'm not gonna tell you about how you should be writing your notes or drawing your mind maps cause I bet you already know it because... YOU'RE IN COLLEGE!
Ok, here are some of the techniques I adhere to during examination seasons:-
The Art of Paper War
1. Save the time fretting about how much you have to study and just study. Worrying makes it double.
2. Plan and strategize the most strategic place to place your alarm clock so that you won't whack it and go back to bed.
3. Prepare a dictionary beside you so you don't have to spend time thinking of how to spell a word when you are writing for your exam paper. Easier if you understand the word.
4. Don't get too stressed out till you start thinking of how to obtain MC so that you can skip your exam.
5. Use the stress ball INTI gave you when u first enrolled if you happen to be over-stressed. -Squeeze it for mild stress.
-Hurl it at your friend to give yourself a good laugh for extreme stress
6. If your friend wants to hurl a stress ball at you to release his extreme stress, RUN if you don't wanna get hurt just before exams. But stay PERFECTLY still if you need an MC.
7. Sleep with your book or notes under your pillow. (Mental encouragement)
8. Don't overeat because more oxygen is needed to go process the food and none for your computer up there. (your brain)
9. Make sure surrounding temperature is right. Too cold will induce sleep. Too hot you'll spend half of your time cursing INTI.
10. IM your peers to dig whatever tips or insight information you can get.
11. Remember to smile at your lecturers when you see them.
12. Drink more water. Not about being good for your body but you'll get to go to the toiler every now and then constantly to take a break.
13. If you are prone to panic attacks,don't continue reading notes. Lay down on your bed and ponder about how what you are going to do during the holidays.
14. Hang a BIGGEST and SCARIEST photo of your mom or dad on your wall, set it as your desktop wall paper and maybe your cellphone too.
15. During free time, spend some time generating a list of possible excuses you can give in case you fail your paper.
16. Put your phone on silent so no nimkampoop can disturb you when you are trying to make a connection with your notes.
17. Put MCDONALDS delivery service hotline number on speed dial.
Put a note outside your room saying:-
"DO NOT DISTURB!
9. Make sure surrounding temperature is right. Too cold will induce sleep. Too hot you'll spend half of your time cursing INTI.
10. IM your peers to dig whatever tips or insight information you can get.
11. Remember to smile at your lecturers when you see them.
12. Drink more water. Not about being good for your body but you'll get to go to the toiler every now and then constantly to take a break.
13. If you are prone to panic attacks,don't continue reading notes. Lay down on your bed and ponder about how what you are going to do during the holidays.
14. Hang a BIGGEST and SCARIEST photo of your mom or dad on your wall, set it as your desktop wall paper and maybe your cellphone too.
15. During free time, spend some time generating a list of possible excuses you can give in case you fail your paper.
16. Put your phone on silent so no nimkampoop can disturb you when you are trying to make a connection with your notes.
17. Put MCDONALDS delivery service hotline number on speed dial.
Put a note outside your room saying:-
"DO NOT DISTURB!
Unless you have tips for me.."
p/s: Viewers discretion is HIGHLY needed. Writer will NOT be responsible for any damages caused.
So those are some of the stuff that might be able to help you cheat death...
And for all those reading who are having your papers...
Good luck..... if you never did study coz you'll be needing lots of it.
All the best..... if you did!
Anyhow GOOD LUCK to myself >.<
Owh and...
what are YOUR studying techniques that you can share with me?
what are YOUR studying techniques that you can share with me?
Thursday, July 3, 2008
Crack Your Heads!
There are definitely some weird questions that you tried asking yourself or someone else which no one could ever give a substantial answer.
Here are some questions that I think rocket scientists should start answering FIRST before thinking of launching another space shuttle to UrAnus *ahem*..... I mean Uranus.
Here are some questions that I think rocket scientists should start answering FIRST before thinking of launching another space shuttle to UrAnus *ahem*..... I mean Uranus.
.
.
If our solar system is so similar to a structure of an atom, can Earth be the electron of another
larger being?
If practice makes perfect, but no one is perfect, should we bother practicing?
Can you daydream at night?
Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the ground?
Does BIBLE really stands for "Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth?
When Atheists(free thinkers) go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
Should Bibles be places at the "fiction" or "non-fiction" section of a library?
What would you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
Why are girls who hold hands while walking not classified as lesbian , but when guys do they are deemed gay?
When two people marry, they say "you may kiss the bride". What do they say if two men get married?
Do Siamese twins pay for one or two tickets when they go to movies?
When lighting strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
Why is there the "London Bridge is Falling Down" song when it never did fall down?
Did "lah", "loh", "ma", "wan" in Manglish came from the Chinese since people in China do not use them?
Why are all the planets spherical and not in other shapes?
What are EARTHquakes called in Mars?
Why do we wash towels when we usually come out of the bathroom clean?
(I wash my towel tho)
Why don't football referees just judge from live telecasts instead of running around at the field?
At what point in man's evolution did ass wiping started and when did men start washing their ass after pooping?
If you blew a bubble in space would it burst?
Was Jesus a virgin when he died?
If you soak raisin in water, does it expand back into a grape?
Why can't I remember anything of what happened when I was a baby?
Why are pineapples called pineapples when they look NOTHING like apples?
Did God teach Adam and Eve how to make love or they just figured?
Why does "Reaching For the Stars" means achieving something when
its clearly impossible to do so?
What happens when Darth Vader puts his light saber into water?
If a King is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
How old are you before it can be said you died because of old age?
Why do they call that animated ape "Donkey Kong" if he is not a donkey?
If you put more wheels on a car would it move faster or slower?
Who invented porn? A guy or a girl? =p
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If our solar system is so similar to a structure of an atom, can Earth be the electron of another
larger being?
If practice makes perfect, but no one is perfect, should we bother practicing?
Can you daydream at night?
Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the ground?
Does BIBLE really stands for "Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth?
When Atheists(free thinkers) go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
Should Bibles be places at the "fiction" or "non-fiction" section of a library?
What would you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
Why are girls who hold hands while walking not classified as lesbian , but when guys do they are deemed gay?
When two people marry, they say "you may kiss the bride". What do they say if two men get married?
Do Siamese twins pay for one or two tickets when they go to movies?
When lighting strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
Why is there the "London Bridge is Falling Down" song when it never did fall down?
Did "lah", "loh", "ma", "wan" in Manglish came from the Chinese since people in China do not use them?
Why are all the planets spherical and not in other shapes?
What are EARTHquakes called in Mars?
Why do we wash towels when we usually come out of the bathroom clean?
(I wash my towel tho)
Why don't football referees just judge from live telecasts instead of running around at the field?
At what point in man's evolution did ass wiping started and when did men start washing their ass after pooping?
If you blew a bubble in space would it burst?
Was Jesus a virgin when he died?
If you soak raisin in water, does it expand back into a grape?
Why can't I remember anything of what happened when I was a baby?
Why are pineapples called pineapples when they look NOTHING like apples?
Did God teach Adam and Eve how to make love or they just figured?
Why does "Reaching For the Stars" means achieving something when
its clearly impossible to do so?
What happens when Darth Vader puts his light saber into water?
If a King is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
How old are you before it can be said you died because of old age?
Why do they call that animated ape "Donkey Kong" if he is not a donkey?
If you put more wheels on a car would it move faster or slower?
Who invented porn? A guy or a girl? =p
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You'd probably start Googling these questions. Good for you! I got you thinking!
Anyway, can you possibly answer me?
Post your answers at the comments section and lets see who the smartass is!
Anyway, can you possibly answer me?
Post your answers at the comments section and lets see who the smartass is!
Owh, one more question! Do the colours in Google represent anything, like a flag? =)
Saturday, June 21, 2008
Magic My Ass!
You'd probably go bonkers when you were young watching David Copperfield do his thang on television.
I was just as intrigued as you i supposed when i was young watching "magicians" do the impossible.
But lemme tell you something. There is no such thing as magic. At least that is what I believe.
I'm especially into card tricks coz to me its cool and you can do it anywhere.
David Blaine is one of the magicians who is pretty cool in card tricks, well, until I got to know how he does his trick. Its called "Sleight of Hand". Pretty fast hands he's got there and God knows how he practices his speed. =P
OK. David Blaine's a hoax. Check this explanation out!
Anyhow, respect to those who invented all this crap.
Pure genius in bullshitting i'm telling ya!
I'll show you other tricks in future! Stay tuned!
I was just as intrigued as you i supposed when i was young watching "magicians" do the impossible.
But lemme tell you something. There is no such thing as magic. At least that is what I believe.
I'm especially into card tricks coz to me its cool and you can do it anywhere.
David Blaine is one of the magicians who is pretty cool in card tricks, well, until I got to know how he does his trick. Its called "Sleight of Hand". Pretty fast hands he's got there and God knows how he practices his speed. =P
OK. David Blaine's a hoax. Check this explanation out!
Anyhow, respect to those who invented all this crap.
Pure genius in bullshitting i'm telling ya!
I'll show you other tricks in future! Stay tuned!
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Why buy Alladin Lighters?
A little myth busting!
Myth: You can combust a lighter by hurling it HARD on solid surfaces
Mythbusters: Calvin Chung ft. Reuben Dave
Time:6.14 am
Tool: An alladin Lighter
Myth: You can combust a lighter by hurling it HARD on solid surfaces
Mythbusters: Calvin Chung ft. Reuben Dave
Time:6.14 am
Tool: An alladin Lighter
MYTH BUSTED!
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