Sunday, November 30, 2008

Museum Chinese Restaurant

Its not really my usual blogging style to post about places I go to feast but now that I have a better camera phone I decided to take more pics to shove it into my blog. =)

Buffet Branch at Museum Chinese Restaurant at Legend Hotel, Kuala Lumpur.

Lobby of Legend Hotel

Didn't know why the pebbles amused me so much. Like Ottelo.

Entrance of Museun Chinese Restaurant.
Notice our Malay friends walking inside too. Its halal! No POK No POK!

He's gonna be dead meat! HarHarHar!

Krusty Krabs

Big prawn. (Before)

Cooked prawn (After) They were in the same aquarium.
Probly to remind the live one about its fate.

The spread.

My mom's style of feasting. If its expensive, its good shit.

Porridge and crab soup. Looks kinda obscene.

Mini Egg Tarts. REALLY mini egg tarts.

Supposedly Ice Kacang but it became like 'tong sui' dessert

Teletubby at work. My brother!

Teapot with a very long 'shaft'.
The waitress sed it was used coz more convenient to serve tea to big tables from one spot.
So to me it meant to satisfy more customers. *Smiles*

Chinese Restaurant in Christmas mood!

This dude is literally STONED!

My Mom. Pardon her tummy. Picture taken after our feast! Lol

Mister Calvin Chung.

All in all the food was OK. Nothing that made me go WHOA! But it was good because it was also a Dim Sum buffet and I haven't had Dim Sum for a long time.
The ambiance was great. Service was excellent.
And price of RM41 per pax is sorta reasonable considering it is dim sum and I alone probably ate 100 bucks worth! Haha.

Overall its worth a try and I would definitely be back seconds in future!

Considering the time I have during this long break, I plan to go round finding for good food and entertainment round Kuala Lumpur.

"Jalan-jalan cari makan.... hiburan.....
hmm dan perempuan...HA HA HA... *ahem*"

Just kidding on the perempuan part but I'm serious bout food and entertainment and I really need something to hit the spot!

Where do you suggest I should head to? Please do tell me!!!! =)

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Hate Mail To Santa!

Dear Santa,

You must be surprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter.
I asked for a bicycle, an electric trainset, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but i had the best grades in the whole school. I'm not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighbourhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.

What balls you have leaving me a fucking yoyo, a lame whistle and a pair of ugly socks. What the fuck were you thinking, you fat prick, that you've taken me for a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn't fucked me enough, you gave that little shithead across the street so many toys that he can't even walk into his house. Don't let me see you trying to fit your big fat ass down my chimney next year. I'll fuck you up. I'll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you'll have to walk back to the fucking North Pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn't get me that fucking bike. FUCK YOU SANTA! Next year you'll find out how bad I can be, you FAT COCKSUCKER.


Little Johnny

Just for laughs. Got it from somewhere. =) Xmas is still gonna rock!

What would you want for Christmas this year?
I would want a new v drumset and a MAC pc... bt very impossible..
haha.. anyway..

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Whats Better Than Sex?

Q: Whats better than sex?!
A: The pleasure of successfully producing another audio track!

Didn't mean to break a few hearts but this posting isn't about sex for all that matters. Its about whats better. Hope it wasn't too HARD ON you.


I've been slithering along with time these few weeks since holidays started with an intensive learning more of Fruity Loops audio production software, and of course, Photoshop. Thats like my daily routine if I' wasn't doing anything else.

A major pain in the ass just learning the functions this kickass software has to offer.
It sounds much better and surreal now that i know how to pan my channels, apply envelope settings, render effects on samples, slice beats and crank up the damn bass!

Anyway, took me a whole 3 days to put together a piece which is by far my favourite composition.

It may sound a little weird coz I'm a little tired of mainstream stuff.

I updated my post since Youtube's audio encoding suxx.
Found a place to upload music - with an Ok 64kb audio quality.
I uploaded a downloadable copy online to so anyone who has it, its copyrighted by me! =)

Anyway, check it out:-

Ready, Be Experienced [re-optimized 24.11.08]

This was how my window looked like when i finished:

(Tip: remember to colour code and name your stuff to avoid confusion)

Audio Sample Credits to:
Daft Punk - Better, Faster, Stronger
Rihanna - Please Don't Stop The Music (Sampled only a short beeping sound)

Kinda cool too now that i learnt how to synthesize my voice and make it sound cool!
"A Calvin Chung Production", and so it says, this song's copyrighted!

Please leave a comment after the beep.......

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Can You Find Jesus?

p/s: At the bottom of this post is a picture. Read on and when u reach, click it and find Jesus

What Does Life Mean To You?

Dude A
: What is life to you ah?
Dude B : Don't know, go check dictionary...
Dude A : Aiyo, I mean in your own diction lah...
Dude B : What my own dick? What talk you???
Dude A : No, I mean in your own words.......
Dude B : Ohhh, life ah? Very simple! Life is being 'friends' with Jack Daniels, climbing up DunHill, playing DOTA all day long, money and girl!
Dude A : *smacks head*

Teenage trends and its meaning towards life
by Guru Tugginmypudha

DOTA - Get A Life
Dunhill - Shortens your life
Drugs - Takes away your life
Jack Daniels - Makes you not give a fuck about life
Unprotected sex - Manufactures an undesired life
No money - No life
Anime addiction - "Its NOT alive!"
Blogging - Broadcasting your everyday life
Fast food(Wendy's 3/4 pounder) - LIFE!!!

I was blog hopping and I stumbled upon Lisa's blog at, and found an a very interesting question that she posted on her blog on behalf of her friend.

What is the meaning of life? Why do we exist?
(At this point I was starting to think whether it has anything suicidal to it =P)

*quote from Lisa's blog*
"I believe once you achieve something that is important in your life will make your life meaningful. But what is it that you want in life? I answered him, happiness. If I could achieve happiness in life, that would be a meaningful life to me. And, then he asked, what will satisfy you to achieve your happiness? That is where I am lazy to answer as this will take too much of my brain cells and saliva wasted to explain. That depends on what are your goals right?

Why do we exist? Lao Tzu preached that we exist to sacrifice for other beings, and that is the purpose. I have no idea how that was derived to give a meaning of why we exist in this world. Do you? And, I do not know how to answer to such question!"

This was my comment:-

Life is what keeps your heart from being a non moving piece of muscle.
Life is something that keeps us alive.
Scientifically its everything in a living thing and non-scientifically its your soul and ability to have emotions.
Life is knowing that you are dying like every creature on this planet except at different times.
Life is knowing that you are dying and without knowing when, you want to make each day count.
Life is something no one can truly explain but what we individually believe it means that dictates it.
Life is like a kid in a playground, he must enjoy to the fullest yet refrain from injuries or mishaps.
Life is growing old with you knowing that you are growing, tougher, wiser, and better.
Life is like an empty sheet of test paper and for you to fill it up, carefully.
Life is where 50% its a trivia of whats right and wrong, and the other half is doing whats right and hindering whats wrong.
Life is subtle like a breeze where it'll only hit you once but you learn how to appreciate it.
Life is where you play as Steven Spielberg and you direct the greatest adventure film of your life.
Life is a given opportunity to think, do, speak, and live by what you believe.

Life is a given opportunity to have an answer to what the meaning of life is, yourself, because you owe no one an answer except to yourself!

Why do we exist?

Answer lies in the mirror. Purpose of your existence is not to figure out who sent you here but to GIVE a purpose to your existence as long as you are here.
You probably won't realize it but if you have done something in your life that you are proud of, you'll have an answer to why you exist."

Basically, I believe we were given the fundamental necessity to dictate our own lives and we architect our own future.

My elements of life
knowledge, faith, family, friends, love, wealth, strength, health, passion and music!

So, whats YOUR elements of life?

"Can you find the image of Jesus?" =)
5th INTIMA conference pic Photoshoped

Monday, November 17, 2008

The Beautiful Game - Foosball

Foosball - my all time favorite sport.

I'm not really certain whether it can be categorized as a sport but it does give me bruises, back aches, sweat and a sore knee for standing too long. If it hurts you that much, it must be a sport!

If I am not in class listening to another boring lecture, or trapped within the vicinity of my room surfing the net, or playing music, I'd probably be Foosing.

Whats foosball?

Imagine Wayne Rooney and the rest of the Manchester United team hanging from rods going through their jerseys while Sir Alex Ferguson spins the end of the rods sending them spinning 360 in the air until someone gets the ball at the back of the net.

Now imagine the team getting shrunk till Rooney becomes the size of his Action Figures; and put them into a wooden box with its top open. Then saw off 2 holes at both ends of the box.
Thats foosball.

This is how the foosball stadium look like

This is how the players look like

Football Rooney vs Foosball Rooney

The rules:

1. Tables have 9 Balls, so you play best out of 9 which is first team to 5 goals.
2. If a ball goes into the goal legally, it is a point, no matter who hit it.
4. Serve the ball through the hole any way you want, but you must touch the ball with a man before you score.
5. After goals, team scored UPON serves the ball.
6. Ball off the table is given to the team last scored UPON.
7. If the ball stops moving and you can't reach it, "Dead Ball" give it to the team last scored UPON.
8. You can call 'Time Out' if you have the ball. Make sure the other team is ready before you call 'Time In'.
9. You can't reach into the table for the ball while it is in play.
10. You can only have the ball for 15 seconds in any one place.

Unlike football, there won't be anyone giving you a red or a yellow card.
And the best thing is if your opponent pisses u off, you'll always know he'll be 80 centimeters away from your hand so you can hurl a tight slap on his face if he crosses u.

On the other hand alike football, there are lots of slick tricks that a player can pull off in that small foos table and that makes it interesting; apart from that satisfying LOUD BANG you'd make if you pull the shot hard enough.

For those of you who NEVER tried foosball before, invest in a couple of ringgits on foosball the next time you bump into a foosball table instead of playing
DOTA, playing online games or watching anime all day long.

Visit this site for more
tips and tricks on foosball.

My tribute to all foosers - The Beautiful Game Wallpaper
(Click and save or set as Desktop Background)

Foosball Rocks!

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

I Know How To Play!

I was kinda serious when I said I know how to play the piano.

But the fact is I can't really read those little taugeh(beansprouts) we call notes.
Only able to play by ear and hours of intensive "figuring-out-the-song" session.
Anyway, to me I never liked reading those beansprouts.
Never knew why.... Hmmm....

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Guns & Roses - Sweet Child O Mine ( Drum Cover )

Guns & Roses - Sweet Child O Mine ( Drum Cover )

p/s : This ain't perfect. Anyway....

Monday, November 3, 2008

Yogi B & Nachatra - Vaa Vaa Drum Remix

Yogi B & Nachatra - Vaa Vaa Drum Remix

Credits to Mister Horus for taking the video using his K-DamnFrigginClear(850i) phone.

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Travis 'Bakar' - Crank Dat Drum Cover

Travis Barker - 'Crank That' Drum Cover by Me

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