Monday, December 8, 2008
Monday, December 1, 2008
Apparently, there were a series of ten coordinated attacks committed by terrorist, which began across Bombay, the largest city in India. It began on the 26th of November and ended on the 29th leaving 174 innocent people lying in body bags now whereas 293 others were injured
Eight attacks took place in South Mumbai at places like five start hotels, restaurant, hospital, movie theatre and a POLICE HEADQUARTERS!
Boy do they have monkey nuts to jack a police HQ!
But to come to think about it, man... why India?!
Probably those smelly cum bags(scumbags) are jealous that:
1. they are good in computers
2. the chicks in Bollywood are so much hotter than theirs.
3. they are annoyed by how long Tamil movies are and decided to take matters into their hands.
4. they feel intimidated by those Indian actors being so macho and all.
5. they hate their cricket team.
Since when did hotels and restaurants became a target? Intrigues me how much these mofos love to cause pain and suffering to people.
Imagine some dude making sweet love to his girl at the hotel and when its about to get real hot he starts hearing GUNFIRE and GRENADES. Coitus interruptus and he's poor balls will shrink!
Imagine another dude having a scrumptious meal at the restaurant, satisfyingly munching on this tandoori naan, savoring its rich taste in spices and all of a sudden Kaboom! He choke's to death. Never interrupt an Indian having a tandoori! Never!
Imagine the cricket player in a game who's the batsman starring at the cricket ball being hurled towards him and as he hopefully hits the ball a bomb goes off! He'll probably live in misery the rest of his life thinking that his hit was so powerful it blew the place up!
Shooting of Bollywood films and TV series has also been halted in the city. Now what are the rest of the 1.13 billion chumps and chumpettes in India gonna do? They just officially fucked up the lifes of a whole nation!
Anyway thats some really sick shiet! I wonder whats next? Or who's next!
A Malaysian and a Singaporean was popped over there.
If these sick and lost souls would just shut up, have a thosai and find a better way to help the world, things will be better.
Instead, they are proving to the world how stupid they are and how HORNY they are being easily tempted by being told they will get 72 virgins in heaven.
You know what, the only virgins they are gonna get are 72 butt ugly virgins that are so stupid that no guys on earth wanna sleep with them. Thats why they are virgins!
Curse you terrorists!!!
C4 in toilets. Bad idea! Somebody might freak out and call the bomb squad.
Anyway its just a hand dryer.
But then, better to avoid unnecessary confusion.
Was at my brother's place at Puchong, got kinda hungry since it was almost dinner time so I decided to shove my ass from the couch and hunt for food around the area. Found this place!
"Best Banana Leaf in Puchong."
That is what was written in the name card.
Best part is they serve Indian, Chinese, Western and African Food!
10 reasons why I like this place.
1. They serve Chinese food better than some Chinese restaurant
2. Drinks are good
3. Wide selection of food on menu
4. Price is reasonable! Sweet & sour fish rice + Teh Tarik + Coke = RM8.50
5. Its air conditioned and they have free WiFi.
6. Has Astro and they have the MTV channel on instead of Vallavan
7. They have a mini karaoke lounge
8. They serve booze! No hard liquor but beers.
9. The waitress are friendly and efficient
10. The place is kept very clean and neat
2 dudes watching pornography. Jk! Bt they are hogging the free WiFi
Friendly waiter at the counter
Cool stuff from Memory Lane for sale.
What I had; sweet and sour fish
Even they are in the Christmas Mood! Kuddos!
Sunday, November 30, 2008
Notice our Malay friends walking inside too. Its halal! No POK No POK!
He's gonna be dead meat! HarHarHar!
Big prawn. (Before)
Cooked prawn (After) They were in the same aquarium.
Probly to remind the live one about its fate.
My mom's style of feasting. If its expensive, its good shit.
Porridge and crab soup. Looks kinda obscene.
Mini Egg Tarts. REALLY mini egg tarts.
Supposedly Ice Kacang but it became like 'tong sui' dessert
Teletubby at work. My brother!
Teapot with a very long 'shaft'.
The waitress sed it was used coz more convenient to serve tea to big tables from one spot.
So to me it meant to satisfy more customers. *Smiles*
Chinese Restaurant in Christmas mood!
The ambiance was great. Service was excellent.
And price of RM41 per pax is sorta reasonable considering it is dim sum and I alone probably ate 100 bucks worth! Haha.
Overall its worth a try and I would definitely be back seconds in future!
Considering the time I have during this long break, I plan to go round finding for good food and entertainment round Kuala Lumpur.
hmm dan perempuan...HA HA HA... *ahem*"
Just kidding on the perempuan part but I'm serious bout food and entertainment and I really need something to hit the spot!
Thursday, November 27, 2008
You must be surprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter.
I asked for a bicycle, an electric trainset, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but i had the best grades in the whole school. I'm not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighbourhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.
What balls you have leaving me a fucking yoyo, a lame whistle and a pair of ugly socks. What the fuck were you thinking, you fat prick, that you've taken me for a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn't fucked me enough, you gave that little shithead across the street so many toys that he can't even walk into his house. Don't let me see you trying to fit your big fat ass down my chimney next year. I'll fuck you up. I'll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you'll have to walk back to the fucking North Pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn't get me that fucking bike. FUCK YOU SANTA! Next year you'll find out how bad I can be, you FAT COCKSUCKER.
Just for laughs. Got it from somewhere. =) Xmas is still gonna rock!
I would want a new v drumset and a MAC pc... bt very impossible..
Saturday, November 22, 2008
A: The pleasure of successfully producing another audio track!
Didn't mean to break a few hearts but this posting isn't about sex for all that matters. Its about whats better. Hope it wasn't too HARD ON you.
I've been slithering along with time these few weeks since holidays started with an intensive learning more of Fruity Loops audio production software, and of course, Photoshop. Thats like my daily routine if I' wasn't doing anything else.
A major pain in the ass just learning the functions this kickass software has to offer.
It sounds much better and surreal now that i know how to pan my channels, apply envelope settings, render effects on samples, slice beats and crank up the damn bass!
Anyway, took me a whole 3 days to put together a piece which is by far my favourite composition.
It may sound a little weird coz I'm a little tired of mainstream stuff.
I updated my post since Youtube's audio encoding suxx.
Found a place to upload music - http://www.muziboo.com with an Ok 64kb audio quality.
I uploaded a downloadable copy online to so anyone who has it, its copyrighted by me! =)
Anyway, check it out:-
Ready, Be Experienced [re-optimized 24.11.08]
Audio Sample Credits to:
Daft Punk - Better, Faster, Stronger
Rihanna - Please Don't Stop The Music (Sampled only a short beeping sound)
Kinda cool too now that i learnt how to synthesize my voice and make it sound cool!
"A Calvin Chung Production", and so it says, this song's copyrighted!
Please leave a comment after the beep.......
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Dude A : What is life to you ah?
Dude B : Don't know, go check dictionary...
Dude A : Aiyo, I mean in your own diction lah...
Dude B : What my own dick? What talk you???
Dude A : No, I mean in your own words.......
Dude B : Ohhh, life ah? Very simple! Life is being 'friends' with Jack Daniels, climbing up DunHill, playing DOTA all day long, money and girl!
Dude A : *smacks head*
by Guru Tugginmypudha
DOTA - Get A Life
Dunhill - Shortens your life
Drugs - Takes away your life
Jack Daniels - Makes you not give a fuck about life
Unprotected sex - Manufactures an undesired life
No money - No life
Anime addiction - "Its NOT alive!"
Blogging - Broadcasting your everyday life
Fast food(Wendy's 3/4 pounder) - LIFE!!!
I was blog hopping and I stumbled upon Lisa's blog at http://www.chewak.com/, and found an a very interesting question that she posted on her blog on behalf of her friend.
"I believe once you achieve something that is important in your life will make your life meaningful. But what is it that you want in life? I answered him, happiness. If I could achieve happiness in life, that would be a meaningful life to me. And, then he asked, what will satisfy you to achieve your happiness? That is where I am lazy to answer as this will take too much of my brain cells and saliva wasted to explain. That depends on what are your goals right?
Why do we exist? Lao Tzu preached that we exist to sacrifice for other beings, and that is the purpose. I have no idea how that was derived to give a meaning of why we exist in this world. Do you? And, I do not know how to answer to such question!"
This was my comment:-
Life is something that keeps us alive.
Scientifically its everything in a living thing and non-scientifically its your soul and ability to have emotions.
Life is knowing that you are dying like every creature on this planet except at different times.
Life is knowing that you are dying and without knowing when, you want to make each day count.
Life is something no one can truly explain but what we individually believe it means that dictates it.
Life is like a kid in a playground, he must enjoy to the fullest yet refrain from injuries or mishaps.
Life is growing old with you knowing that you are growing, tougher, wiser, and better.
Life is like an empty sheet of test paper and for you to fill it up, carefully.
Life is where 50% its a trivia of whats right and wrong, and the other half is doing whats right and hindering whats wrong.
Life is subtle like a breeze where it'll only hit you once but you learn how to appreciate it.
Life is where you play as Steven Spielberg and you direct the greatest adventure film of your life.
Life is a given opportunity to think, do, speak, and live by what you believe.
Life is a given opportunity to have an answer to what the meaning of life is, yourself, because you owe no one an answer except to yourself!
Why do we exist?
Answer lies in the mirror. Purpose of your existence is not to figure out who sent you here but to GIVE a purpose to your existence as long as you are here.
You probably won't realize it but if you have done something in your life that you are proud of, you'll have an answer to why you exist."
knowledge, faith, family, friends, love, wealth, strength, health, passion and music!
Monday, November 17, 2008
I'm not really certain whether it can be categorized as a sport but it does give me bruises, back aches, sweat and a sore knee for standing too long. If it hurts you that much, it must be a sport!
Imagine Wayne Rooney and the rest of the Manchester United team hanging from rods going through their jerseys while Sir Alex Ferguson spins the end of the rods sending them spinning 360 in the air until someone gets the ball at the back of the net.
Now imagine the team getting shrunk till Rooney becomes the size of his Action Figures; and put them into a wooden box with its top open. Then saw off 2 holes at both ends of the box.
This is how the players look like
Football Rooney vs Foosball Rooney
2. If a ball goes into the goal legally, it is a point, no matter who hit it.
3. NO SPINNING THE RODS!!!
4. Serve the ball through the hole any way you want, but you must touch the ball with a man before you score.
5. After goals, team scored UPON serves the ball.
6. Ball off the table is given to the team last scored UPON.
7. If the ball stops moving and you can't reach it, "Dead Ball" give it to the team last scored UPON.
8. You can call 'Time Out' if you have the ball. Make sure the other team is ready before you call 'Time In'.
9. You can't reach into the table for the ball while it is in play.
10. You can only have the ball for 15 seconds in any one place.
And the best thing is if your opponent pisses u off, you'll always know he'll be 80 centimeters away from your hand so you can hurl a tight slap on his face if he crosses u.
On the other hand alike football, there are lots of slick tricks that a player can pull off in that small foos table and that makes it interesting; apart from that satisfying LOUD BANG you'd make if you pull the shot hard enough.
For those of you who NEVER tried foosball before, invest in a couple of ringgits on foosball the next time you bump into a foosball table instead of playing DOTA, playing online games or watching anime all day long.
Visit this site for more tips and tricks on foosball.
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Tuesday, November 11, 2008
But the fact is I can't really read those little taugeh(beansprouts) we call notes.
Only able to play by ear and hours of intensive "figuring-out-the-song" session.
Anyway, to me I never liked reading those beansprouts.
Never knew why.... Hmmm....
Sunday, November 9, 2008
Monday, November 3, 2008
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Now that I've turned to the backside *choke* urm I mean dark side, I realize that Blogspot offers more trash, crap and nonsense on the net than any other webserver in the world.
Did you know that the word 'B L O G' came from the British English lingo 'Bollocks' which exactly means 'testicles' or commonly use to classify something as nonsense.
Creator of blog : So, wise one... what should I name this new invention?
Yoda : Bright future in this I see. The most trash will it contain in future I predict.
Creator of blog : Trash?
Yoda : Ya... trash, bullshit and bollocks! Look inside you must!
Creator of blog : Bollocks, Bollock, bollog, bllog, BLOG! Imma name it... BLOG!
Since Blogging came along, mankind started trashtalking over the Internet like, ALOT!
There are billions of blogs hosted over the Internet today. Thats a whole lot of trash!
Every single time when you wanna Google something up, there bound to be results which comes from a blog.
Sooner or later, the Internet is gonna be
INTERnational Network of Extra Trash with the overload of garbage information.
Well, next would be Wikipedia since people are allowed to change its contents, so said one of my lecturer "STOP CITING YOUR PROJECTS FROM WIKI" so I assume WIKI means
Worst Information Keeper Intheworld.
p/s : If you are 10 years old and below and you dig what I just said, blog DID NOT come from bollocks!
If you are 10 years old and above and you dig what I just said, you're plain stupid.
Saturday, October 4, 2008
Friday, October 3, 2008
I AM THE LORD YOUR GOD WHO BROUGHT U OUT OF THE LAND FROM EGYPT
[asl pls? the last time i checked my IC says 'Place of birth:Ipoh, Perak, Malaysia ]
YOU SHALL HAVE NO OTHER GODS BEFORE ME
[B..B...But you said you were the one and only?!]
YOU SHALL NOT MAKE FOR YOURSELF AN IDOL
[DAMN, there goes my chance to participate in Malaysian Idol]
YOU SHALL NOT MAKE WRONGFUL USE OF THE NAME OF YOUR GOD
[Whats your name? hat about stuff like "JESUS CHRIST!!!!'" or "HOLY MOTHER OF GODDD!!!!", "IN THE NAME OF GOD STOP SCRATCHING YOUR BOTTOM LAH?" ]
REMEMBER THE SABBATH AND KEEP IT HOLY
[Black Sabbath?? well yeahhh rock and roll baby!!! Keep it holy i shall]
HONOR YOUR FATHER AND MOTHER
[yea.. i'm wouldn't want my allowance be reduced again, pffft!]
YOU SHALL NOT MURDER
[uhh... does that cockroach count? well, he started it first!!]
YOU SHALL NOT COMMIT ADULTERY
YOU SHALL NOT STEAL
[its ok... i only rob, carjack and hack paypal]
YOU SHALL NOT BEAR FALSE WITNESS AGAINST YOUR NEIGHBOR
[but i REALLY saw Mr. Tan chewing his own nose droppings from my window!!!]
YOU SHALL NOT COVET YOUR NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE
[More like he'll covet MY house... haha]
YOU SHALL NOT COVET YOUR NEIGHBOUR'S WIFE
Anyway its always good to stay true to your religion then nothing others say or do can really touch you. What really matters is what you believe in.
Religion guides us to deny wrong and do what's right.
What's screwed up is that people nowadays listen more to what certain humans preach about and believing so much in what others preach that they lost their own free will to think and choose.
The free will to think whats best for yourself AND the people around you.
Extremism is not the solution.
Its by believing in something and standing by the qualities and principals that you've adopted as you grow to be older, may you find the right way to fight for what you believe
Extremism was, is and should never be the way.
it would be another case of blind leading the blind.
That is EXACTLY whats happening to the world today. Pity.
Thursday, October 2, 2008
1. I'm straight
2. I have nothing against Islam or any religion
3. I am not racist
4. I was young back then
Ok with all the Hari Raya spirit in the air, I've been quite excited about the Raya Holidays and study break until I finally realize its utterly boring with no one around campus and having my beloved mamak shop who's manager wants to take me to Bangalore with him, is closed which gave me a very odd feeling when I see that its not in operation as its open almost 365 days a year without rest which makes me sort of pity the workers there as I never did see them having a day off but it would be alright since according to them they don't have anywhere else to go except to sleep and work........
*GASPS FOR AIR*
Anyways, I was eating at the Mamak one day recently and it was "buka puasa" (break fast - not breakfast... ) time. Where the prayers started to "berkumandang" on the tele.
As usual it starts with "Allahuakhbar" and it goes on.
It actually reminded me of myself when I was a little younger when I use to sit and stare at the prayer being aired on TV3 until my mom comes and say "You got nothing else better to watch ah?"
Having to live 16 years at Ipoh where my house is situated near .. well... not so near... to the army barracks i'm used to listening to the Muslim prayers which will be my alarm clock in the morning too.
And on that day, I laughed at myself for having a misperception way back then.
Check this out.....
When I was younger.....
I use to think that they were actually saying.....
"ALLAHHHH WAS BOMBED!" instead of Allahuakhbar.....
I've been thinking that it was .. erm.. that.... all my life until I actually saw the spelling one day.
And thinking back about the September 11 attack and those few-screw-loose terrorist attack news on the paper trying to blow up the whole world.
It got me thinking......
Says my Malay friends, those are the lost ones who thinks their heroes when in the FIRST place they misintepreted the Quran.
So I thought to myself.....
Prayers came from the Quran.....
Terrorists misintepreted the Quran.....
I'm hearing "Allah Was Bombed" almost everyday.....
THOSE ASSHOLES THOUGHT THAT ALLAH WAS BOMBED SO THEY WANNA PLAN THE SAME ATTACK ON THE REST OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok.... NOW that i realize that I was the bigger prick misunderstanding what the prayers mean.... I finally realize what it actually meant.
But never have I tried to disrespect any religion since I believe all religion that we hold strongly onto, only teaches us how to do good and stay away from trouble. (at least the legit ones).
But that doesn't mean the terrorists aren't pricks!
the end of Puasa Month, I
would like to wish all my Muslim friends,
Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri dan Maaf Zahir Batin!
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: today u got work meh?
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: i tot today holiday??
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ yesterday also working...
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ he he
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ damn tired
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ my customer is thailand ma..
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ they work i must work also
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ LOL
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: -.-"""""
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: THAI... LAND......
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: WHAT..... ARE U WORKING AS?????
·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: *gulp*
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ customer fulfilment professional
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ bored like hell man this job
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ damn stressful !!!
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ that day work till 1am...
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ >.< ˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: customer FULFILMENT?????
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ sad case man...
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ got job no life
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: PROFESSIONAL SUMOREEEEEEEEE
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ ya...
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ LOL...
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ ishhh
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ come back come back
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ plz dun go so far
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ LOL
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: THAILAND...
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: CUSTOMER FULFILMENT
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ crazy
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ ishhhh
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ dun go other place ok...
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ LOL
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: DANG...............
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: tsk tsk tsk.. clara clara...
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ aiyo...
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ ishhh...
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: clara = gro
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ your head la...
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ ishhh
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ T_T
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: so.............. wat do u fulfil those thailand ppl?
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ LOL
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ i process their orders lo...
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ >.< *care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ raise delivery order all
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ ha ha
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: PIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ your head la..
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ LOL
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: OMG SO FUNNY
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ wat funny la..
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ crazy
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: k lar k lar...
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: shiet i'm so hungry now....
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ go eat lo..
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ i eat mcd
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ ha ha
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: shiet i just wanted to order mcd...
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: but i have to go atm..............
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ LOL
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: k i go bathe first... then come back blog about u
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ ha ha...
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ go go go...
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ its so far...
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ mine is just below my office only...
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ no no no...
*care*-): ċĽąяά 陈佩仪™ ishhhh
˙·٠●•ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ Calvi: use mcd as cover up for ur operation ehhh
Now that I know, Clara has a secret profession....
Guessed all that "PUBLIC RELATION" officer experience she got during
12th INTIMA paid off.
Haha, just for laughs yah Claraaaaa..... don't get angry!
My recommendation, find a job with a not-so-confusing title so that ppl like me won't tend to misunderstand!
Alright... stay tuned.... SAWADIKAP!
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
I know its ethically wrong but i'm shifting from this wretched place of mine to a new place. So i'm currently without a personal network until I shift.
Next best thing is to leech and I happen to find someone kind enough not to lock his/her network.
So yeah, I'm praying for that generous soul to continue to go unaware that i'm leeching his/her net!
Man, god bless u, whoever you are!
Life w/out Internet is painstakingly uhrm... pain.
Having to walk all the way to academic block to leech on the wifi, to the cyber cafe in the middle of the night, or borrowing someone else's net, sucks!
Anyway, looking forward to blogging again... in my room where the mood only seems right here.
To the dude/chick whom internet I am leeching on...
I'M NOT HERE...
I'M NOT HERE...
I'M NOT HERE...
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Me : Yeah.....either their character is or their body shape is...
Girls are like exams. Here's why:
You have to study them constantly and thoroughly.
You'll start getting "good luck" wishes from your friends before you begin.
Your mom keeps telling you about it.
The lesser credit hours u have to spend on it the better.
You'll spend quarter of the time thinking doing it and the rest pondering if u have chosen the right course.
You'll have to do all the work.
You're in trouble if you're scheduled for 2 at the same time.
You'd rather have a much easier one.
You're literally dead if you were found cheating.
You pay a lot for it and if you fail all is lost.
Referring to "Past year papers" can come in handy.
Most of the time you just want to get it over with.
You can't go anywhere else without someone following you.
Grades depends on how well you do it.
Half of the time you'll be bullshitting.
If you tell yourself you love it you're lying.
If you pass you'll do fine.
If you fail you're dead.
Saturday, August 16, 2008
Let me leave KFC and Pizza Hut outta this and lemme talk about MickiDs since its one of the BIGGEST fast food tyrant on earth's surface.
The last time I ever had a BigMac was way long time ago, last week and that ain't my ideal thought of an ideal Happy Meal coz I wasn't exactly happy.
I was pondering at their advertisement saying "At McDonald's we've got time for you".
Then why is it FAST food.
Why do they design their service so that you're in and out as soon as possible?
Why do you feel hungry so soon after eating a Big Mac?
The power of stupid advertising. NOW, it does not really take any special intelligence for you to start questioning McDonalds and realize that something is seriously wrong.
You probably know who Ronald McDonald is.
Yea, the red-haired clown who looks very much like Joker from Batman only thing he probably had a much better make-up artist.
He's probably much more popular among kids compared to other cartoon icons like Cookie Monster from Sesame Streets by a friggin clear mile.
I pretty much don't get it since to me that clown looks very much like a pedophile always smilling so widely in pictures staring at a bunch of kids running around him.
Nearly ALL McDonalds advertising are aimed at children.
PLAYGROUNDS, Happy Meals and most of all those toys they make that comes with every purchase of a Happy Meal.
I probably know that some of you go insane when McD comes up with a new plush toys that you have to go every week, get a McChicken just to be "eligible" to purchase that plushy.
GIRLS especially in this case and half of them ain't kids.
Ya, ya its cute... I know I know.... *rolls eyes*
Anyways, I think McDonalds has more bullshit than any other fast food outlets in the world.
If you do visit Malaysia's McDonald's website you've got check out one section called
"Balanced and Active Lifestyle"
It looks something like this:
"Eating right for a balanced, active life"
Well hell yeah it does but NOT McDonalds!
Why do they even have this page, with a dude and his kid flying aeroplanes?
What kind of sick dad would bring his kid to McDs everyday?
Should McDonald's be even said to be serving "Nutritous Food?"
This is weirder!
In 2004, McDonalds actually launched a "Fitness Fun" programme with that pedophile clown to encourage children to take care of their health.
DOES HE EVEN LOOK LIKE HE CAN RUN????
The only thing they are ever gonna work out is their mouth chewing so many McWhatever that the clown shove them with. Geez!
The reason why McDonald's food don't really fill you its because of their ingredients.
If it does, it probably won't even last you half a day!
A Quarter Pounder is made up of 48% water.
How screwed up is that?
Spending RM25 on McWaterFood that lasts me only 3 hours, I'd rather buy 25 bottles of Spritzer that'll bloat me up more than that.
No matter what they call it, Fast Food, Ferrari, Porche or Lamborghini food its still junk food.
Its synthetic and packed.
What scared me the most are McD's famous GMF!
No, not that "Gay Mother F**ker" pedophile clown, but their famous Genetically Modified Fries.
Kids, if you DON'T believe me, here is one experiment that your Chemistry, Biology and Physics teacher will give u an A+ for doing it.
1. Beg your mommy to bring you to the nearest McDonalds.
2. She probably won't so cry as loud as you can to annoy her.
3. If you succeed, get to McDonalds and order ONLY fries.
4. OK I know you probably won't follow step no. 3 so just buy your McWhatever and keep at least 1 of your french fries.
5. Bring it home and put it in a jar.
6. If you don't have a jar put in your piggy bank.
7. If you don't have a piggy bank just leave it in any container.
8. And GET a piggy bank to start saving money.
9. Check back in 2 months.
10. Taste the McTwoMonthsOldFries if you dare.
11. If not just have a good look and you'll notice it'll probably look as good as new.
Yeap, McFrenchFries takes at least one and a half months to rot! Or maybe longer!
Makes me feel like i was eating plastic all along. DAMN!
The following is a live interview with a McDonalds Delivery Rider, also known to us by McRempit to make him sound more "glamer"(glamourous).
We ordered McDonalds just so that we could interview that dude and he was rather reluctant so we told him it was for our semester project about the fast food industry.
He accepted finally (or else we'd probably jump and choke him for wasting our money) and
here is what he said:-
Let me break it down for you.
In the interview we found out that every hour that dude alone comes to deliver orders from INTI about 10 times and approximately 20 trips to places around the area.
Assuming each trip, there are only 5 orders and McDonald's peak hours are from 7pm to 3am which is 8 hours, I shall multiply that to the RM3 delivery charge they charge us.
20 x 3 x 8 x RM3 = RM1440 just by delivery charges alone.
In a month it'll be RM43200 BY DELIVERY CHARGES ALONE!
And if I assume that there are only 100 outlets in Malaysia, it'll be RM4,320,000 spent by us on delivery charges!!
IN A YEAR IT'LL BE RM51,840,000 ON DELIVERY CHARGES... ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Second fact that MrMcRempit cared to share with us is that, there ARE blokes who order food from McDonalds almost EVERYDAY until he can even recognize them by their name on the receipt!
And the worst part is the nearest row of restaurants and mamak shops are just 5 minutes away by foot, tops!
Now, I know why the pedophile clown is so happy all the time!
This is ROYAL MCMURDER!
Kicking the McHabit of burger is easy. And it's the best way to start by giving up meat altogether.....
Alright i'm just kidding. Unless you are a branchiosaurus aka vegetarian.
Hell i'm never gonna give up meat! Haha!
But you never know in future what new McWicked and McSick ideas McDonalds is going to have to advertise their McProducts.
NO ONE is ever safe from the pedophile clown.
They might even make it seem more right for everyone to eat their burgers by coming up with
erm..... burgers for.... ALL RELIGION!
Picture having stuff like McChristian, McBuddhist, and McMuslim.
The whole world is going McCrazy! And I doubt that it will McEver stop!
Its just gonna be you killing more McCows and McHens
you can save 'em
by eating with some McCommonSense.