Monday, December 8, 2008

BRB

Been caught up with some stuff so no posts currently.
Anyway will catch up with blogging once I'm free!
Feel free to drop by anyways and keep in touch.

-mistercalvin-

Monday, December 1, 2008

72 Ugly Virgins!!

I recently heard about the series of terrorist attacks that went on for a few days in Mumbai, India so I tried Boogling it (my definition of Googling when one is Bored).

Apparently, there were a series of ten coordinated attacks committed by terrorist, which began across Bombay, the largest city in India. It began on the 26th of November and ended on the 29th leaving 174 innocent people lying in body bags now whereas 293 others were injured

Eight attacks took place in South Mumbai at places like five start hotels, restaurant, hospital, movie theatre and a POLICE HEADQUARTERS!
Boy do they have monkey nuts to jack a police HQ!

But to come to think about it, man... why India?!
Probably those smelly cum bags(scumbags) are jealous that:

1. they are good in computers
2. the chicks in Bollywood are so much hotter than theirs.
3. they are annoyed by how long Tamil movies are and decided to take matters into their hands.
4. they feel intimidated by those Indian actors being so macho and all.
5. they hate their cricket team.


Why India?!

Since when did hotels and restaurants became a target? Intrigues me how much these mofos love to cause pain and suffering to people.

Imagine some dude making sweet love to his girl at the hotel and when its about to get real hot he starts hearing GUNFIRE and GRENADES. Coitus interruptus and he's poor balls will shrink!

Imagine another dude having a scrumptious meal at the restaurant, satisfyingly munching on this tandoori naan, savoring its rich taste in spices and all of a sudden Kaboom! He choke's to death. Never interrupt an Indian having a tandoori! Never!

Imagine the cricket player in a game who's the batsman starring at the cricket ball being hurled towards him and as he hopefully hits the ball a bomb goes off! He'll probably live in misery the rest of his life thinking that his hit was so powerful it blew the place up!

Shooting of Bollywood films and TV series has also been halted in the city. Now what are the rest of the 1.13 billion chumps and chumpettes in India gonna do? They just officially fucked up the lifes of a whole nation!

Anyway thats some really sick shiet! I wonder whats next? Or who's next!
A Malaysian and a Singaporean was popped over there.

If these sick and lost souls would just shut up, have a thosai and find a better way to help the world, things will be better.

Instead, they are proving to the world how stupid they are and how HORNY they are being easily tempted by being told they will get 72 virgins in heaven.

You know what, the only virgins they are gonna get are 72 butt ugly virgins that are so stupid that no guys on earth wanna sleep with them. Thats why they are virgins!
Curse you terrorists!!!

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This was something I found in washrooms of Hotel Istana Kuala Lumpur during INTIBall '08.

C4 in toilets. Bad idea! Somebody might freak out and call the bomb squad.

Anyway its just a hand dryer.

But then, better to avoid unnecessary confusion.

The last thing we want would be for someone who mess up the racial harmony in Malaysia!



Shibby Puchong Premaas!

This is how I remind myself how Nilai sucks!
Was at my brother's place at Puchong, got kinda hungry since it was almost dinner time so I decided to shove my ass from the couch and hunt for food around the area. Found this place!

PREMAAS CAFE
"Best Banana Leaf in Puchong."
That is what was written in the name card.
Best part is they serve Indian, Chinese, Western and African Food!

10 reasons why I like this place.
1. They serve Chinese food better than some Chinese restaurant
2. Drinks are good
3. Wide selection of food on menu
4. Price is reasonable! Sweet & sour fish rice + Teh Tarik + Coke = RM8.50
5. Its air conditioned and they have free WiFi.
6. Has Astro and they have the MTV channel on instead of Vallavan
7. They have a mini karaoke lounge
8. They serve booze! No hard liquor but beers.
9. The waitress are friendly and efficient
10. The place is kept very clean and neat


Entrance to Premaas. Looks simple.


Interior with some Nigerian dudes around since they serve African food

2 dudes watching pornography. Jk! Bt they are hogging the free WiFi

Friendly waiter at the counter

Cool stuff from Memory Lane for sale.

What I had; sweet and sour fish

Even they are in the Christmas Mood! Kuddos!

Cute Christmas gifts

I just wished Nilai has places like this! Cheap, satisfying and cosy. Damn that ulu place!

Anyway here's the address of the Premaas Cafe at Puchong.
No. 6, Jalan Tempua 2A, Bandar Puchong Jaya, Puchong (Around IOI Mall)

Where else should I go? =)