Friday, June 20, 2008

The REAL naked boobs!

OK, almost everyone who visited my blog HAD to comment on the picture of my blogs header.

Girl: Aiyer, so obscene!
Calvin: Whats so obscene?!
Girl: Your blog header lah. Got naked boobs!!!
Calvin: Its not naked! Its SEMI-naked boobs clad with headphones.
Girl: But why???
Calvin: Er..... boobs need music too? Imagine how bored it is stuck in ur shirt the whole day not getting to meet anyone else but you. Give em' a break la.
Girl: ....................

Guy: Aiyer, so obscene!
Calvin: Whats so obscene?!
Guy: Your blog header lah. Got naked boobs!!!
Calvin: Its not naked! Its SEMI-naked boobs clad with headphones.
Guy: O... ok.... send to me pls.
Calvin: No. Go get your own boobs.

Here are examples of the REAL naked boobies:

Naked Moobies
[ This is wrong, wrong, wrong! Theoratically, those are called Moobs, which stands for man boobs ]

Sorry Simon!
["I F-ink..... that you have got the most BRILLIANT boobs ever you might just win America's Got Boobs! "]


Hallelujah!
Praise the lord! I've got a C-cup!

Nachos
Not exactly the superhero you had in mind He probably suffocates the villains with his superhuman Moobs.
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.

There you go!
Music is life!


Peace out!

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