Let me leave KFC and Pizza Hut outta this and lemme talk about MickiDs since its one of the BIGGEST fast food tyrant on earth's surface.
The last time I ever had a BigMac was way long time ago, last week and that ain't my ideal thought of an ideal Happy Meal coz I wasn't exactly happy.
WHY??!!
I was pondering at their advertisement saying "At McDonald's we've got time for you".
Then why is it FAST food.
Why do they design their service so that you're in and out as soon as possible?
Why do you feel hungry so soon after eating a Big Mac?
The power of stupid advertising. NOW, it does not really take any special intelligence for you to start questioning McDonalds and realize that something is seriously wrong.
You probably know who Ronald McDonald is.
Yea, the red-haired clown who looks very much like Joker from Batman only thing he probably had a much better make-up artist.
He's probably much more popular among kids compared to other cartoon icons like Cookie Monster from Sesame Streets by a friggin clear mile.
I pretty much don't get it since to me that clown looks very much like a pedophile always smilling so widely in pictures staring at a bunch of kids running around him.
Ronald McPedo
Damn, does he look alot like Michael Jackson in disguise or what?
Nearly ALL McDonalds advertising are aimed at children.
PLAYGROUNDS, Happy Meals and most of all those toys they make that comes with every purchase of a Happy Meal.
I probably know that some of you go insane when McD comes up with a new plush toys that you have to go every week, get a McChicken just to be "eligible" to purchase that plushy.
GIRLS especially in this case and half of them ain't kids.
Ya, ya its cute... I know I know.... *rolls eyes*
Anyways, I think McDonalds has more bullshit than any other fast food outlets in the world.
If you do visit Malaysia's McDonald's website you've got check out one section called
"Balanced and Active Lifestyle"
It looks something like this:
"Eating right for a balanced, active life"
Well hell yeah it does but NOT McDonalds!
Why do they even have this page, with a dude and his kid flying aeroplanes?
What kind of sick dad would bring his kid to McDs everyday?
Should McDonald's be even said to be serving "Nutritous Food?"
This is weirder!
In 2004, McDonalds actually launched a "Fitness Fun" programme with that pedophile clown to encourage children to take care of their health.
DOES HE EVEN LOOK LIKE HE CAN RUN????
The only thing they are ever gonna work out is their mouth chewing so many McWhatever that the clown shove them with. Geez!
The reason why McDonald's food don't really fill you its because of their ingredients.
If it does, it probably won't even last you half a day!
A Quarter Pounder is made up of 48% water.
How screwed up is that?
Spending RM25 on McWaterFood that lasts me only 3 hours, I'd rather buy 25 bottles of Spritzer that'll bloat me up more than that.
No matter what they call it, Fast Food, Ferrari, Porche or Lamborghini food its still junk food.
Its synthetic and packed.
What scared me the most are McD's famous GMF!
No, not that "Gay Mother F**ker" pedophile clown, but their famous Genetically Modified Fries.
Kids, if you DON'T believe me, here is one experiment that your Chemistry, Biology and Physics teacher will give u an A+ for doing it.
1. Beg your mommy to bring you to the nearest McDonalds.
2. She probably won't so cry as loud as you can to annoy her.
3. If you succeed, get to McDonalds and order ONLY fries.
4. OK I know you probably won't follow step no. 3 so just buy your McWhatever and keep at least 1 of your french fries.
5. Bring it home and put it in a jar.
6. If you don't have a jar put in your piggy bank.
7. If you don't have a piggy bank just leave it in any container.
8. And GET a piggy bank to start saving money.
9. Check back in 2 months.
10. Taste the McTwoMonthsOldFries if you dare.
11. If not just have a good look and you'll notice it'll probably look as good as new.
Yeap, McFrenchFries takes at least one and a half months to rot! Or maybe longer!
Makes me feel like i was eating plastic all along. DAMN!
The following is a live interview with a McDonalds Delivery Rider, also known to us by McRempit to make him sound more "glamer"(glamourous).
We ordered McDonalds just so that we could interview that dude and he was rather reluctant so we told him it was for our semester project about the fast food industry.
He accepted finally (or else we'd probably jump and choke him for wasting our money) and
here is what he said:-
Nearly ALL McDonalds advertising are aimed at children.
PLAYGROUNDS, Happy Meals and most of all those toys they make that comes with every purchase of a Happy Meal.
I probably know that some of you go insane when McD comes up with a new plush toys that you have to go every week, get a McChicken just to be "eligible" to purchase that plushy.
GIRLS especially in this case and half of them ain't kids.
Ya, ya its cute... I know I know.... *rolls eyes*
Anyways, I think McDonalds has more bullshit than any other fast food outlets in the world.
If you do visit Malaysia's McDonald's website you've got check out one section called
"Balanced and Active Lifestyle"
It looks something like this:
"Eating right for a balanced, active life"
Well hell yeah it does but NOT McDonalds!
Why do they even have this page, with a dude and his kid flying aeroplanes?
What kind of sick dad would bring his kid to McDs everyday?
Should McDonald's be even said to be serving "Nutritous Food?"
This is weirder!
In 2004, McDonalds actually launched a "Fitness Fun" programme with that pedophile clown to encourage children to take care of their health.
DOES HE EVEN LOOK LIKE HE CAN RUN????
The only thing they are ever gonna work out is their mouth chewing so many McWhatever that the clown shove them with. Geez!
Next fact: McJunkFood
The reason why McDonald's food don't really fill you its because of their ingredients.
If it does, it probably won't even last you half a day!
A Quarter Pounder is made up of 48% water.
How screwed up is that?
Spending RM25 on McWaterFood that lasts me only 3 hours, I'd rather buy 25 bottles of Spritzer that'll bloat me up more than that.
No matter what they call it, Fast Food, Ferrari, Porche or Lamborghini food its still junk food.
Its synthetic and packed.
What scared me the most are McD's famous GMF!
No, not that "Gay Mother F**ker" pedophile clown, but their famous Genetically Modified Fries.
McEXPERIMENT
Kids, if you DON'T believe me, here is one experiment that your Chemistry, Biology and Physics teacher will give u an A+ for doing it.
1. Beg your mommy to bring you to the nearest McDonalds.
2. She probably won't so cry as loud as you can to annoy her.
3. If you succeed, get to McDonalds and order ONLY fries.
4. OK I know you probably won't follow step no. 3 so just buy your McWhatever and keep at least 1 of your french fries.
5. Bring it home and put it in a jar.
6. If you don't have a jar put in your piggy bank.
7. If you don't have a piggy bank just leave it in any container.
8. And GET a piggy bank to start saving money.
9. Check back in 2 months.
10. Taste the McTwoMonthsOldFries if you dare.
11. If not just have a good look and you'll notice it'll probably look as good as new.
Yeap, McFrenchFries takes at least one and a half months to rot! Or maybe longer!
Makes me feel like i was eating plastic all along. DAMN!
Next Fact: Exclusive Interview With McRempit
The following is a live interview with a McDonalds Delivery Rider, also known to us by McRempit to make him sound more "glamer"(glamourous).
We ordered McDonalds just so that we could interview that dude and he was rather reluctant so we told him it was for our semester project about the fast food industry.
He accepted finally (or else we'd probably jump and choke him for wasting our money) and
here is what he said:-
The Interview with MrMcRempitz
Let me break it down for you.
In the interview we found out that every hour that dude alone comes to deliver orders from INTI about 10 times and approximately 20 trips to places around the area.
Assuming each trip, there are only 5 orders and McDonald's peak hours are from 7pm to 3am which is 8 hours, I shall multiply that to the RM3 delivery charge they charge us.
20 x 3 x 8 x RM3 = RM1440 just by delivery charges alone.
In a month it'll be RM43200 BY DELIVERY CHARGES ALONE!
And if I assume that there are only 100 outlets in Malaysia, it'll be RM4,320,000 spent by us on delivery charges!!
IN A YEAR IT'LL BE RM51,840,000 ON DELIVERY CHARGES... ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Second fact that MrMcRempit cared to share with us is that, there ARE blokes who order food from McDonalds almost EVERYDAY until he can even recognize them by their name on the receipt!
And the worst part is the nearest row of restaurants and mamak shops are just 5 minutes away by foot, tops!
Now, I know why the pedophile clown is so happy all the time!
This is ROYAL MCMURDER!
PEOPLE,
Kicking the McHabit of burger is easy. And it's the best way to start by giving up meat altogether.....
Alright i'm just kidding. Unless you are a branchiosaurus aka vegetarian.
Hell i'm never gonna give up meat! Haha!
But you never know in future what new McWicked and McSick ideas McDonalds is going to have to advertise their McProducts.
NO ONE is ever safe from the pedophile clown.
They might even make it seem more right for everyone to eat their burgers by coming up with
erm..... burgers for.... ALL RELIGION!
Picture having stuff like McChristian, McBuddhist, and McMuslim.
The whole world is going McCrazy! And I doubt that it will McEver stop!
Its just gonna be you killing more McCows and McHens
or
you can save 'em
by eating with some McCommonSense.
FAST FOOD KILLS........ DON'T LET IT KILL YOU!
These are fries from FacebookCafe tho. But it still McCOUNTS!
Haha, i used to be one of those gurls who'd go crazy whenever McD comes up with those cute plushies. (Still is, actually)
ReplyDeleteBut having to eat McD once a week for a month just to collect soft toys made me sick of it. Still love their sundae and nuggets tho.
i have done the experiment on GMF.
ReplyDeletei collected fries from KFC, Mcd and those frozen ones you buy from supermarket and fry yourself.
after two months, none of them were biodegradable and they look exactly as though when they were just fried in oil but much harder.
hmmmm...
are all fries nonbiodegradable?
and what about kfc's mash potato which is made out of powder with enhanced flavoring and err.. potato starch? and to think that they claim they use fresh potatoes :S
just wondering :)
McFlavours at its best. Thanks for promoting healthy food in your blogs. Thumbs up
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