Girls are Like Exams!

My mom : A perfect girl is hard to find since girls are like a teapot....
Me : Yeah.....either their character is or their body shape is...

Girls are like exams. Here's why:

You have to study them constantly and thoroughly.

You'll start getting "good luck" wishes from your friends before you begin.

Your mom keeps telling you about it.

The lesser credit hours u have to spend on it the better.

You'll spend quarter of the time thinking doing it and the rest pondering if u have chosen the right course.

You'll have to do all the work.

You're in trouble if you're scheduled for 2 at the same time.

You'd rather have a much easier one.

You're literally dead if you were found cheating.

You pay a lot for it and if you fail all is lost.

Referring to "Past year papers" can come in handy.

Most of the time you just want to get it over with.

You can't go anywhere else without someone following you.

Grades depends on how well you do it.

Half of the time you'll be bullshitting.

If you tell yourself you love it you're lying.

If you pass you'll do fine.

If you fail you're dead.

You'll be the happiest person if you get a First Class Honors.