Thursday, November 27, 2008

Hate Mail To Santa!

Dear Santa,

You must be surprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter.
I asked for a bicycle, an electric trainset, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but i had the best grades in the whole school. I'm not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighbourhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.

What balls you have leaving me a fucking yoyo, a lame whistle and a pair of ugly socks. What the fuck were you thinking, you fat prick, that you've taken me for a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn't fucked me enough, you gave that little shithead across the street so many toys that he can't even walk into his house. Don't let me see you trying to fit your big fat ass down my chimney next year. I'll fuck you up. I'll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you'll have to walk back to the fucking North Pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn't get me that fucking bike. FUCK YOU SANTA! Next year you'll find out how bad I can be, you FAT COCKSUCKER.


Little Johnny

Just for laughs. Got it from somewhere. =) Xmas is still gonna rock!

What would you want for Christmas this year?
I would want a new v drumset and a MAC pc... bt very impossible..
haha.. anyway..


  1. I really want a bicycle hahaha and spending it with my family! :) what do you want for xmas calvin?

  2. ell the list is endless ... iMac, macbook pro, iPhone 3G, Garmin Nuvi GPS, Netbook - MSI wind or Lenovo .... man a gadget freak !

    Haha have a great time and thanks for dropping by my blog.

    Hey I am trying to pick up piano again ... any tips for me ?? Since u are super talented.

  3. u got to love it =).
    Love playing the songs... love the osngs you play.

    Get a good teacher also....=)

  4. i want a new handphone! coz mine is cranky now

  5. I just got a new one... which model you are eyeing on?

  6. Damn funny man. See how parents fuck up their children without knowing it? XD

  7. Young : haha. What do you want for christmas?

    uneou : I got an hp already. But way before christmas that is. Oh well. What do you wants for christmas?